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Suigetsu: *finger guns*
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Suigetsu: You know what they say: a little childhood trauma builds character.
Suigetsu: *finger guns*
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some poor Otogakure prisoner: Please, I'm begging you—
Karin, bored: Are you? If you were begging, you'd be on your knees.
Sasuke, to Karin: Why is the bathroom floor covered in water?!?
Karin: We used a bath bomb.
Sasuke: Why would that splash water out of the tub?
[earlier]
Suigetsu, holding a pipe bomb above the bathtub: Everybody, get ready to run.
Juugo: I think people should have mascots. Mine would be a golden retriever wearing sunglasses and holding a knife.
[later]
Juugo: I have been informed this is called a fursona.
Suigetsu, in a lawyer voice: Mothers and fuckers of the jury–
Karin, about Sasuke: Our children will be both smart and beautiful.
Suigetsu: And imaginary.
Suigetsu: Remember to drink water, babes.
Karin: No.
Suigetsu: Then become the dirt I walk on.
Juugo: Sasuke, Karin won’t come out of her room.
Sasuke: Just tell her I said something
Juugo: Like what?
Sasuke: Anything factually incorrect
Karin, a few minutes later: did you just say the sun is a fucking planet-
Suigetsu: Surgery is just stabbing someone to life.
Karin: Please never become a surgeon.
Juugo: You look amazing today, Suigetsu.
Suigetsu: Thanks! I’m going on a blind date.
Sasuke: Oh, Karin also said he was going on a blind date.
Suigetsu: Yeah, I’m on my way to sabotage that.
Juugo and Sasuke:
Sasuke: What’s the best way to kill someone?
Juugo: Kindness.
Suigetsu:
Karin, putting her book down: If we’re being stealthy, then potassium cyanide. Otherwise anything from a knife to a bazooka works.
Suigetsu: Surgery is just stabbing someone to life.
Karin: Please never become a surgeon.
Suigetsu: Come on, how many times do I have to apologize?
Karin: Just once.
Suigetsu: No.
Sasuke: People tell me I have a unique way of lighting up a room.
Suigetsu: It’s called arson and those are witnesses.
Karin: Oh, you like your credit card? Name every number on it.
Suigetsu: Do we have any orange juice left?
Karin, pouring the remaining orange juice in her glass: No, we're all out.