totally canon quotes

i didn't know the hokage sucked ass.

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Suigetsu: You know what they say: a little childhood trauma builds character.

Suigetsu: *finger guns*

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EYYYY WELCOME BACK TO THE INTERNET

thank you! i've been very busy irl but im always thinking of this blog! :)

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some poor Otogakure prisoner: Please, I'm begging you—

Karin, bored: Are you? If you were begging, you'd be on your knees.

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Sasuke, to Karin: Why is the bathroom floor covered in water?!?

Karin: We used a bath bomb.

Sasuke: Why would that splash water out of the tub?

[earlier]

Suigetsu, holding a pipe bomb above the bathtub: Everybody, get ready to run.

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Juugo: I think people should have mascots. Mine would be a golden retriever wearing sunglasses and holding a knife.

[later]

Juugo: I have been informed this is called a fursona.

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Suigetsu, in a lawyer voice: Mothers and fuckers of the jury–

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Karin, about Sasuke: Our children will be both smart and beautiful.

Suigetsu: And imaginary.

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Suigetsu: Remember to drink water, babes.

Karin: No.

Suigetsu: Then become the dirt I walk on.

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Juugo: Sasuke, Karin won’t come out of her room.

Sasuke: Just tell her I said something

Juugo: Like what?

Sasuke: Anything factually incorrect

Karin, a few minutes later: did you just say the sun is a fucking planet-

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Suigetsu: Surgery is just stabbing someone to life.

Karin: Please never become a surgeon.

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Juugo: You look amazing today, Suigetsu.

Suigetsu: Thanks! I’m going on a blind date.

Sasuke: Oh, Karin also said he was going on a blind date.

Suigetsu: Yeah, I’m on my way to sabotage that.

Juugo and Sasuke:

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Sasuke: What’s the best way to kill someone?

Juugo: Kindness.

Suigetsu:

Karin, putting her book down: If we’re being stealthy, then potassium cyanide. Otherwise anything from a knife to a bazooka works.

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Suigetsu: Surgery is just stabbing someone to life.

Karin: Please never become a surgeon.

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Suigetsu: Come on, how many times do I have to apologize?

Karin: Just once.

Suigetsu: No.

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Sasuke: People tell me I have a unique way of lighting up a room.

Suigetsu: It’s called arson and those are witnesses.

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Karin: Oh, you like your credit card? Name every number on it.

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Suigetsu: Do we have any orange juice left?

Karin, pouring the remaining orange juice in her glass: No, we're all out.