*Everyone standing around a broken coffee maker*
Thief: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Yeti: I did. I broke it.
Thief: No. No you didn't. Link?
Link: Don't look at me. Look at Cake.
Cake: What?! I didn't break it.
Link: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Cake: Because its sitting right in front of us and its broken.
Link: Suspicious.
Cake: Its not!
Void: If it matters, probably not, but Jadyn was the last one to use it.
Jadyn: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Void: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Jadyn: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Void!
Yeti: Ok lets not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it Thief.
Thief: No! Who broke it?
Everyone:
Void: Thief... Link's been awfully quiet.
Link: rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Thief: *Off to the side* I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it.
Thief: I predict ten minutes from now they'll be at each others throats with war paint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Thief:
Thief: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.