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Shenzi: *laughing*

Shenzi: Boy guess what they got, boy, guess what?

Banzai: What?

Shenzi: *holding bag* Lafee Saviers.

Both: *Laughing*

#The Lion King #Incorrect TLK Quotes #Shenzi #Banzai #Source: Vine #submission

Scar: This year, I lost my dear nephew Simba.

Simba (in the background): Quit tellin’ everyone I’m dead!

Scar: Sometimes, I can still hear his voice!

#The Lion King #Incorrect TLK Quotes #Simba #Scar #submission #Source: Brother Bear

Cheezi: My head hurts.

Janja: That’s your brain trying to comprehend it’s own stupidity.

#The Lion King #The Lion Guard TLK #Incorrect TLK Quotes #submission #Source: That 70s Show

What the hell is happening today!? What the hell-! I don't know nothing about that! I'm dying up here!

- How Zazu has probably felt at least once

#The Lion King #Incorrect TLK Quotes #Zazu #Source: Steve Harvey #submission

Scar: Alright everyone got your bowling shoes?

Simba: I don’t have my shoes.

Scar: Simba we were just up at the counter why didn’t you get your shoes?

Mufasa: I don’t have my shoes either…

Scar: What the h- You need your shoes to bowl!

Mufasa: Now why exactly can I not wear my loafers, what is the danger there?

Scar: Because Mufasa- because Mufasa, those are the rules.

Mufasa: Well I think it’s just because they want another $1.50 from me.

Scar: Alright I’m putting our names in. Banzai…

Banzai: No no, don’t put Banzai, put “Rock-kickass"

Scar: Ugh, I don’t know how to change it I already typed it in!

Timon: For mine put "Dirk-Diggler”

Scar: I’m not gonna put everyone as a fake name!

Shenzi: How do you wanna do the teams?

Mufasa: How about the lions against the hyenas?

Scar: Mufasa don’t be an instigator.

Timon: I have to pee.

#Source: Family Guy #The Lion King #Incorrect TLK Quotes #Simba #Mufasa #Scar #Timon #Shenzi #Banzai #submission

Timon: And most importantly, rule number three. Above all else, never let them go to the bathroom together.

Simba: Why not?

Timon: “Why not?” Girls don’t pee, they conspire. They’ll talk about us and that’s when things will go south.

#Source: Trollhunters #The Lion King #Simba #Timon #submission

Scar: A toast! To death in battle!

Sarabi: To your brother! To Mufasa!

Scar: Fine, whatever! “To Mufasa! To Mufasa! To Mufasa!” Bladady, Bladady, Blah!

#Source: Dragons: Riders of Berk #The Lion King #Sarabi #Scar #submission

Scar: I don't know why you're so mad at me

Simba: Dude you killed my dad

Scar: Yeah but I said april fools

Simba: dude..

Scar: I got you

Simba: You did

#Incorrect TLK Quotes #The Lion King #Scar #Simba #Source: Vine #Submission

Tiifu: It's a great day, Zuri! In fact, I think it could be the best day ever!

Zuri: You say that every day...

Tiifu: And it's always true!

#The Lion King #The Lion Guard TLK #Incorrect TLK Quotes #Tiifu #Zuri #source: spongebob musical #submission

Nuka: I’m gonna finally reveal my fetish. It’s love.

Zira: Nuka you’re into piss and we all know it

#Incorrect TLK Quotes #The Lion King #The Lion King II: Simba's Pride #Nuka #Zira #Source: Tumblr #submission

Scar: This is incredible! With these powers, I could be a superhero! I could fight crime! Protect the innocent! Work for world peace!

Scar: But first...

#The Lion King #The Lion King 1 1/2 #The Lion Guard TLK #Incorrect TLK Quotes #Scar #Source: The Mask (film)#submission

Baby Kiara

Pumbaa: Oh, it’s a boy! Simba: That’s its tail. (source: Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs)

#The Lion King #The Lion King II: Simba's Pride #The Lion King 1 1/2 #Incorrect TLK Quotes #Simba #Kiara #Pumbaa #submission

(I accidentally submitted it incomplete)

Cub!Simba: 🎶 This is wonderful, it's funny 🎶

Scar: 🎶 The fact that we are dying 🎶

(Source: https://youtu.be/66fHia0Te9A?t=193)

#The Lion King #The Lion King 1 1/2 #Incorrect TLK Quotes #Simba #Scar #Source: Youtube #Source: Translator Fails #Source: Malinda Kathleen Reese #submission

Timon: Don't do anything I would do, and don't do anything I wouldn't do. There's a little gray area in there. That's where you operate.

#The Lion King #The Lion King II: Simba's Pride #The Lion King 1 1/2 #The Lion Guard TLK #Incorrect TLK Quotes #Timon #Source: Spider-Man Homecoming #submission

"Is it better to be feared, or respected? I say: is it too much to ask for both?"

-Scar

#The Lion King #Incorrect TLK Quotes #Scar #Source: Iron Man (film)#submission

Nuka: (Shoots pistol to scare Vitani)

Vitani: THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN'T FUCKING LOVE YOU!!!!!!

Kovu: What do we do Nuka?

Nuka: I dunno, I dunno

Kovu: You're the oldest.

Nuka: Not mentally!

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