keeping up with the todorokis

todoroki family incorrect quotes | submissions are welcomed

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Villain: Listen here, you son of a bitch-

Natsuo: Hey! Don't talk about my mother like that.

Villain: I was talking about your father.

Natsuo: Oh.

Natsuo: Carry on.

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I’m sorry if you’ve already done this but, the family playing Minecraft and the kids live in an extravagant house and have a small dirt shack for Endeavor

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Playing scrabble

Fuyumi: I'll start by placing an "A"

Shoto: I'll add to your "A" to make "As"

Natsuo: I'll dd to your "As" to make "Ass"

Touya: I'll add to your "Ass" to make "Our father is the biggest ass and we should not have his shit anymore"

Fuyumi: Touya this is not how you play this game

Touya: *flips table*

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Fuyumi: I'm starting to regret showing you how the blender works.

Natsuo, drinking toast: Why do you say that?

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Rei: There's one thing worse than a killer.

Rei, rips of paper so it says 'child killer':

13 year old Touya, gasps and squints his eyes in disgust: A child.

Rei: nO

[reineydraws]

based on this post from @todofam-incorrect-quotes

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Police: You’re under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single motorcycle. Touya, with Natsuo and Fuyumi behind them: Wait, what do you mean THREE?! Police: Yes… three. Touya: Oh, my God— What the fuck!? Police: Wha- Touya: Shouto FUCKING FELL OFF!

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Touya: I am darkness. I am an power. I am your worst nightmare. I could kill a man in more ways than you can imagine. I am the night. I am fury, I am a weapon, I am-

Shouto: A baby. Fuyumi: A cinnamon roll. Natsuo: A sweetheart. Touya: Touya: ...stop it.

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Fuyumi: We should forgive our father and live as a happy family finally. I'm sure that's what Touya would have wanted.

Touya, in LOV's basement, with several pictures of Endeavor crossed out on wall: I'm going to traumatize the fuck out of him.

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This isn’t an ask, but I just came across your blog today and I’m in loveeee 🥺💕

Thank you for making such cute and funny and wholesome content for one of my favourite families.

aw, this is the best thing i've heard today! thank you! i love todoroki family too so i have fun doing this, glad you like it!

[reineydraws]

based on this post from @todofam-incorrect-quotes

[incorrect-todorokis]

Rei: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?

Natsuo: Have everyone stand.

Fuyumi: Bring three more chairs.

Shouto: The most important ones can sit down.

Touya: Kill three.

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Fuyumi: Okay, truth or dare?

Shouto: Truth

Fuyumi: How many hours did you sleep this week?

Shouto: ... Dare

Fuyumi: Go to bed.

Shouto: I don't like this game.

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Fuyumi: Anyone d-

Shouto: Depressed?

Touya: Drained?

Natsuo: Disliked?

Fuyumi: done with their work... what is wrong with you guys..

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Enji: I love all my children equally! Shouto, *looks at the smudged writing on his hand* Naruto, Foamy, and... *squints* Toe.

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Fuyumi: I told Touya that his ears turn red when he lies.

Shouto: Why?

Fuyumi: Look.

Natsuo: Hey Touya! Do you love us?

Touya, covering his ears: No.

Shouto:

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Natsuo: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?

Shouto: You’re a hazard to society.

Touya: And a coward. DO TWENTY.