Villain: Listen here, you son of a bitch-
Natsuo: Hey! Don't talk about my mother like that.
Villain: I was talking about your father.
Natsuo: Oh.
Natsuo: Carry on.
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@incorrect-todorokis
Villain: Listen here, you son of a bitch-
Natsuo: Hey! Don't talk about my mother like that.
Villain: I was talking about your father.
Natsuo: Oh.
Natsuo: Carry on.
I’m sorry if you’ve already done this but, the family playing Minecraft and the kids live in an extravagant house and have a small dirt shack for Endeavor
Playing scrabble
Fuyumi: I'll start by placing an "A"
Shoto: I'll add to your "A" to make "As"
Natsuo: I'll dd to your "As" to make "Ass"
Touya: I'll add to your "Ass" to make "Our father is the biggest ass and we should not have his shit anymore"
Fuyumi: Touya this is not how you play this game
Touya: *flips table*
Fuyumi: I'm starting to regret showing you how the blender works.
Natsuo, drinking toast: Why do you say that?
Rei: There's one thing worse than a killer.
Rei, rips of paper so it says 'child killer':
13 year old Touya, gasps and squints his eyes in disgust: A child.
Rei: nO
based on this post from @todofam-incorrect-quotes
Police: You’re under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single motorcycle. Touya, with Natsuo and Fuyumi behind them: Wait, what do you mean THREE?! Police: Yes… three. Touya: Oh, my God— What the fuck!? Police: Wha- Touya: Shouto FUCKING FELL OFF!
Touya: I am darkness. I am an power. I am your worst nightmare. I could kill a man in more ways than you can imagine. I am the night. I am fury, I am a weapon, I am-
Shouto: A baby. Fuyumi: A cinnamon roll. Natsuo: A sweetheart. Touya: Touya: ...stop it.
Fuyumi: We should forgive our father and live as a happy family finally. I'm sure that's what Touya would have wanted.
Touya, in LOV's basement, with several pictures of Endeavor crossed out on wall: I'm going to traumatize the fuck out of him.
This isn’t an ask, but I just came across your blog today and I’m in loveeee 🥺💕
Thank you for making such cute and funny and wholesome content for one of my favourite families.
aw, this is the best thing i've heard today! thank you! i love todoroki family too so i have fun doing this, glad you like it!
based on this post from @todofam-incorrect-quotes
Rei: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?
Natsuo: Have everyone stand.
Fuyumi: Bring three more chairs.
Shouto: The most important ones can sit down.
Touya: Kill three.
Fuyumi: Okay, truth or dare?
Shouto: Truth
Fuyumi: How many hours did you sleep this week?
Shouto: ... Dare
Fuyumi: Go to bed.
Shouto: I don't like this game.
Fuyumi: Anyone d-
Shouto: Depressed?
Touya: Drained?
Natsuo: Disliked?
Fuyumi: done with their work... what is wrong with you guys..
Enji: I love all my children equally! Shouto, *looks at the smudged writing on his hand* Naruto, Foamy, and... *squints* Toe.
Fuyumi: I told Touya that his ears turn red when he lies.
Shouto: Why?
Fuyumi: Look.
Natsuo: Hey Touya! Do you love us?
Touya, covering his ears: No.
Shouto:
Natsuo: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth?
Shouto: You’re a hazard to society.
Touya: And a coward. DO TWENTY.