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Necrozma: *Fuses with Nebby* Moon: This is so sad Rotomdex play Despacito

Hau: So what do you do in Aether Paradise all day?

Gladion: Dance, of course.

Hau & Moon: Really?

Gladion: I run from room to room, choreographing routines.

Moon: You're actually joking. Alert the Media! This needs to be put on the calendar!

Gladion: And you thought I was always serious.

Colress: Science has left me a sad and lonely man.

*knocking*

Colress: Who are you?

Nanu: I'm the sad and lonely man science has left you.

Colress: I don't get it.

Nanu: It's a joke, you sad, little man.

Grunt A: things get lost, man.

Grunt B: that's six heads! That's so many heads! How do you lose that many heads?!

Grunt A: I... the government... man.

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Lillie: I’m cold.

Moon: What? [taking off her coat] I told you to bring more layers but of course, you didn't listen and now [piling scarves onto Lillie] now look, I've got to make sure you don't FREEZE to death and [taking somebody else's hat] how long have you been cold? You should have told me something sooner.

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“Hey there, *MC*, it’s me. Ya boi.”

— Definitely Guzma at some point

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Guzma: And then he said “you’re a disappointment” so that’s why I don’t go home for Thanskgiving.

Guzma, to the intercom: Anyway, I’ll take a cheeseburger and a side of fries

#source: vine #incorrect quotes #pokemon usum #guzma

Guzma: Plumeria, I tried to make ramen in the coffee pot Plumeria:... Guzma: and I broke everything (Source: parks and rec)

I'm terrible with kids. I haven't listened to rap music in three years. I don't know the lingo.

Nanu, avoiding responsibility

Guzma: Going to meetings, writing stuff down, you love that nerd stuff.

Plumeria: Writing down things is nerdy? What do you do?

Guzma: Just forget stuff, like a cool person.

Guzma: Ultra Beasts do not do well in captivity. Lusamine: How do you know this? Guzma: That's what I do. I drink, and I know things.

Game of Thrones

Darn beautiful men, always eating out of my trash! Wait… what?

Nanu, running yet another member of Team Skull off his property

Guzma: You could have been a member of Team Skull, Nanu. You have the stature, the attitude...

Nanu: And you'd be my boss.

Guzma: Hey, I'm a great boss! I'm a firm believer in No Pants Fridays.

Guzma: If someone uses the wrong fork at dinner, is that worse than death, or just social suicide?

Lusamine: It's hard to say, darling. Anyone who has so mis-stepped was stabbed to death with the proper fork.

Hau: Going to meetings, writing stuff down, you love all of that nerdy stuff!

Lillie: Writing stuff down is nerdy? What do you do?

Hau: Forget stuff, like a cool person.

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Moon: Hey, I’m a lesbian.

Hau:

Hau: I thought you were a Kantoian!

tostadora

Shouldn’t it be “Alolan,” considering that the vine was a play on the child’s mistaking the word “lesbian” for a foreign demonym in a representation of American society’s “alienation” of not just LGBT+ individuals, but anyone who belongs to an identity that deviates from the norm? I acknowledge that, canonically, Moon moved from Kanto to Alola, but not only does Alola function as a perfect parallel to America in the vine (the primary characters being immigrants, being based on a US state, etc. etc.), but Alola has such a familial, tight-knit, communal culture that immigrants are not only welcomed into the region, but considered just as Alolan as anyone else. It also stands to consider that Alola, representing a more “traditional” society than previous regions like Kanto, would provide a better contrast to the modern acceptance of LGBT+ rights. In this essay, I will

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Okay! I’ll go back and change it. I didn’t even think about that the first time! 😊

Moon: Hey, I'm a lesbian.

Hau:

Hau: I thought you were an Alolan!

#source: vine #incorrect quotes #pokemon usum #hau #moon

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