incorrect vinsmokes quotes

as reiju once (probably) said: we're not actually funny. we're just honest and you guys all thought we were kidding

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sanji: so... what is it like living with our brothers?

reiju: once, i asked ichiji for a glass of water and he brought me a glass full of ice and said "wait"

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ichiji: why did you two get kicked out of the movies?

niji: we were yelling diving scores during titanic as people jumped off the boat

yonji: that last guy had a solid 8, let me tell you

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ichiji: what did i tell you about lying?

niji, sighing: that it only works on sanji

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reiju: sanji is late

ichiji: how did this happen? i called him at 8 o'clock this morning and pretend it was 11

niji: i printed up that fake schedule for him saying we were starting at 9 instead of noon

yonji: i set all his watches and clocks to say PM when it's really AM

reiju: oh god, we may have overdone it

sanji: WHAT THE HELL TIME IS IT?!

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sanji: so, if our brothers jump off a cliff, you will too?

reiju: sanji, i AM the sibling that jumps off the cliff

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niji: you bored?

yonji: yeah...

niji: wanna start a fight for no reason?

yonji: i thought you'd never ask

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ichiji: animals who have bright colors and patterns in the wild are considered dangerous and shouldn't be messed with

sanji, looking at his siblings' hair and raid suit colors: i see, i understand a lot of things now

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reiju: if i told you to jump off a bridge, would you listen to me?

yonji: yeah, i did that one time. don't you remember?

sanji: how can i be related to someone who's dumb enough to jump off a bridge when someone else tells them to

reiju: it was a mini-golf bridge

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[at a restaurant]

sanji: you uh... shouldn't be using a straw...

niji: yeah yeah it's bad for the environment whatever

sanji: no it's just a weird way of eating spaghetti

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yonji: i got a love letter

reiju: oh really? who's it from?

yonji: rose red are red, violets are blue, it's time for you to start cleaning, and cook a little bit too

reiju: it's from me, take a hint

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reiju: i spy with my little eye something that starts with "i"

ichiji: ice cream for dinner?

reiju: no

ichiji: *looks over and sees niji and yonji arguing*

ichiji: imminent fight?

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sanji: how come you've been so nice to me lately?

yonji: what do you mean?

sanji: you're just nicer than usual, it's weird and freaking me out

yonji:

yonji: i can punch you if you want

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niji: what do you mean "people like me"?

reiju: i said that you can take that however you want

niji: so… hot, sexy supermodels?

reiju: no. not at all

niji: you said i could take it however i wanted!

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yonji: i should've listened to what ichiji said

niji: what did he say?

yonji: i don't know i wasn't listening

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yonji: sanji isn't answering his phone

reiju: i'll call him

yonji: niji and i have both tried six times each, what makes you thi—

sanji, on the phone: hello?

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reiju, in cocoa island: this is a mistake

yonji, enthusiastically: a mistake we're going to laugh about one day

ichiji: but not today

yonji, still enthusiastic: oh no, today's going to be a mess

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sanji: what the fuck is wrong with you?!

niji: wow, you could start with a "good morning" you know

sanji: right. good morning niji, i made pancakes. what the fuck is wrong with you?!