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Jisung: Good Morning

Woojin: Good Morning

Daniel: Good Morning

Minhyun: You all sound like robots! Why don't you spice it up a little?

Sungwoon: GOOD MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS

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Jaehwan: Basically, I'm a badass.

Sungwoon: Basically, he's a moron

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Daehwi: I feel so ugly right now.

Seongwoo: I can’t empathize with that. All I can give you is pity.

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Minhyun: Why's everyone looking? What are they staring at?

Jaehwan: Well Minhyun, I don't want you to take this the wrong way, but you're kind of a babe.

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Woojin: I don’t have a nervous system

Woojin: I am a nervous system

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Daehwi: I'm at the vet

Guanlin: why? Are you sick?

Daehwi:

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Jinyoung: Daniel, are you ok?

Daniel: I'm okay I'm just having a fight with my cat

Jinyoung: Your cat? Did it scratch you?

Daniel: No it wasn't physical

Daniel: I feel like my cat is ignoring me on purpose and he knows I can't handle that and he's acting like he doesn't care at all

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Sungwoon: When my time comes, I wanna be buried face down...

Jaehwan:

Sungwoon: So that anyone who doesn't like me can kiss my ass.

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Antis: I hate you.

Jisung: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Antis: i hate Daehwi

Jisung: (ง'̀-‘́)ง

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Do you have a Wanna One album? What photocard you got?

I don’t have an album yet as I can’t afford one yet but I’m starting a job soon and my first wages are going on the Wanna One album and NCT Dream album

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Seongwoo: I wanna spice things up

Daniel: You know I can’t eat spicy foods

Seongwoo: I mean in the bedroom

Daniel: I can't eat spicy things anywhere Seongwoo

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Woojin: Our group is actually so immature

Woojin: There's not one normal person

Woojin: Not even me

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Seongwoo: I just poured milk into the washing machine. Sometimes I think I'm an idiot

Minhyun: Oh I do that all the time

Seongwoo: You put milk in your washing machine?

Minhyun: No think you're an idiot

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This is the best thing I've ever come across.. I'm literally in tears, please never stop this blog! Thank you for amazing & hilarious posts 😂

Thank you so much, I’m glad you’re enjoying the blog <3

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Jisung: I don’t sin

Woojin: I sin a little 

Jaehwan: I sin sometimes

Daniel: I sin a lot

Seongwoo: I’m sinning right now

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Woojin: I can’t breath without you

Daehwi: Then suffocate

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Sungwoon: I’m gonna be a murderer and kill 1000 people and a monkey

Jisung: Why would you kill a monkey? 😢

Sungwoon: See! Nobody cares about the 1000 people.