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[mothsprout]

Had a dream that I saw this ad in a paper

[delestre]

please stop this looks like a real tumblr ad

[undeadentropy]

I literally didn't question it until I read the post. I was just about to be happy the tumblr shitpost ad ecosystem was beginning to heal.

[angelnumber27]

I think Megan thee stallion should be allowed to execute people if she wants to

[littlegirlinvisible]

HEATED RIVALRY 1.06: THE COTTAGE + HRTwT VERSION

[seizethegay420]

I honestly look forward to Ace Attorney Tumblr doing the same shit every year more than I do actual Christmas

[blanchebees]

Some watercolor xenos

Tip jar

[typhlonectes]

[cr0wqui11]

Friends with benefits. And those benefits? Long insightful conversations about The Characters™️

[kosmogrl]

not to alarm anyone but we have 2026 next week

[paraphrasieren]

[sexchangedotcom]

when i say i want to see that blond man get tortured it's not because i'm attracted to blond men. it's because i believe you should be tortured for being blond

[leclercari]

You feel it too, don't you?

[drysdale-ransom]

#If I got a nickel every time Rian Johnson referenced something from another media and then cast that actor in his next Knives Out film, I'd have three nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened three times!

[skipppppy]

shoutout to gay detectives and their husbands across history

[theladydi]

one of the funniest parts of wake up dead man was rian johnson making fun of those types of star wars fans with this scene

[onfiretakemehigher]

no context wake up dead man spoilers

[the-bedheaded-league]

So many modern detectives have tried to emulate Sherlock Holmes, and none of them have even come CLOSE to touching Benoit Blanc. That man is Holmes' true spiritual successor. He's a silly little guy. He's gay. He's a drama queen. He has impeccable fashion sense. He loves music. He works with the cops but refuses to work for them. His voice is both goofy and incredibly fun to listen to. He sucks at playing Clue and Among Us. He mopes in the bathtub for weeks when he doesn't have a case. He loves hanging out with The Girls but gets incredibly uncomfortable when women flirt with him. The only reason he can afford his gorgeous downtown apartment is because his husband works a real job.* The only thing he hates more than Rich Assholes are Stupid Rich Assholes. He solved a double (attempted triple) homicide and the thing that made him most upset was plagiarism. He supports women's rights and women's wrongs. He refuses to break the law himself but actively encourages his client to commit arson.

And, most importantly, he and Holmes would fucking love each other. If most of the modern day detectives inspired by Holmes ever met him, he would probably want to kill them with hammers, but he and Blanc would probably end up being penpals and sending each other newspaper clippings about crime or some shit. And I can absolutely envision a teenage Blanc reading the Holmes stories and being like, "Wait, being a silly little gay private detective is a viable career option? Well, I guess I've finally found my calling in life."

Anyway I love the Benoit Blanc movies and I hope they make a million of them

*confirmed by Rian Johnson

[fangirls-just-want-to-have-fun]

Please tell me no one’s done this yet

[lonesomebarns]

genuinely need a hundred video essays about the lighting in wake up dead man bc WOW. the lighting was a character itself.