Incorrect Watership Down Quotes

Exactly what it says on the tin. Submissions welcome! Mod is Aggie (@singohmuse). I’m currently hyperfixating on WSD and my favorite character is Fiver.

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Bigwig: I trust Hazel.

Holly: You think he knows what he’s doing?

Bigwig: I’m not sure I’d go that far.

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Bigwig: Would you say you’re independent?

Pipkin:

Pipkin: [looks at Hazel]

Hazel: [nods]

Pipkin: Yeah I’d say so.

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Holly, reporting on Efrafa: If you’re smart, you’ll run away.

Hazel: Well, I’m not!

Holly: ...

Hazel: ...Running away, that is. I am smart.

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Bigwig: The only thing I’m guilty of is saving those does! And breaking Bartsia’s leg.

Bigwig: But in my defense, I believe that assault should be legal if the person is a jerk.

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Hazel, while Bigwig is infiltrating Efrafa: I miss having Bigwig here.

Blackberry: He’s been gone for literally three minutes.

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(hi this is @shinelikedew 's main blog)

I can't add a source while submitting since I can't add tags, so would it be ok if I just made my own incorrect quotes posts and you could reblog them here if you like? Or should I just submit without sources?

Without sources is fine

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Bigwig : We wouldn’t last two minutes without Hazel.

Bigwig :

Bigwig : Don’t tell him I said that.

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Hazel, getting ready to lead the Down rabbits against Efrafa: We either die free, or die trying!

Pipkin : Are those the only choices?

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Woundwort : State your name, rank, and intention.

Kehaar: Kehaar, Kehaar, fun.

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Bigwig : Kehaar is not a morning person. Or a night person. There’s really only about seven minutes a day you are fun to be around.

Kehaar: The best part is you never know when they’re coming.

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Hyzenthlay, to Woundwort : All right, let’s tell each other a secret about ourselves. I’m going to go first– I hate you.

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Woundwort: Frith has let me live another day and I'm going to make it everyone's problem.

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Hazel, deciding to leave Sandleford: I recognize the Owsla has made a decision, but given that it’s a stupid-ass decision, I’ve elected to ignore it.

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Fiver, again: ‘Source?’ Bro, divine intuition.

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Fiver, to the Sandleford Owsla: Are my prophetic visions a joke to you?

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Fiver: I do hear voices but it’s no big deal.

Fiver: They wake me up 17 times a night but it’s no big deal.

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Bigwig: Hazel-rah, I never doubted you for a moment!

Hazel: Thank you, Thlayli. You’re lying though, right?

Bigwig: Yes. I doubted you very strongly.