stop unfollowing me i'm pregnant with your child

hi im 16 i like dogs ty

[grawly]

who is putting these weird fucking clickbait ads on tumblr anyway

[qwopflop]

the answer may shock you

[bob-belcher]

[frankjavcee-deactivated20201209]

Imagine showing someone this in 2010 and being like this totally makes sense.

[officialunitedstates]

they call it a heartbeet because your heart looks like a beet

[permacultivated]

this is so true

[officialunitedstates]

I know

[radsee]

What’s going on here

[officialunitedstates]

text post I made about heart beets and someone said they thought it was true and I told them I knew that

[mymodernmet]

Guy Photoshops Tiny Dog to Reflect How Big She Thinks She Is

[blackholesunnybitch]

takin a picture with ur pets like

[tastefullyoffensive]

[lmxv8ghb003x039]

[winterinthetardis]

*shows up 15 months late with starbucks* anyway here’s my vine compilation

[sparkle-fart-69]

Fuck, Millennials are fucking hilarious

[tamalehousenumber4-deactivated2]

I always feel better about youths after a good vine comp.

[tha--snazzle]

t-t-t-t-t-target!!!!!

[sinfullyselected-deactivated201]

“Do you speak any Japanese?”

“I’m Chinese I don’t speak any-”

“‘Cause if you do, I’ll sleep with you right now.”

“MITSUBISHI, TOYOTA”

[hollyweeb-blvd]

This poor dude is waiting for his date for the prom unknowing he is being watched by the crew of a hit TV show

[hollyweeb-blvd]

The tides coming in, hurry up dude.

[hollyweeb-blvd]

Tide got him but he’s ok.

[hollyweeb-blvd]

He’s texting his girl but she’s not showing up. Is she standing him up?

[hollyweeb-blvd]

His best bud just showed up to help him.

[hollyweeb-blvd]

Tide is really coming in now, he’s on the phone. Things are getting frantic.

[hollyweeb-blvd]

Will she arrive in time? We’re gonna give him a round of applause if she says yes and arrives.

[hollyweeb-blvd]

OH NO!

[hollyweeb-blvd]

CREW IS ENCOURAGING HIM TO RE-DO HIS WORK. WE’RE SHOUTING “DO IT!”

[hollyweeb-blvd]

HE IS RE-MAKING THE MESSAGE! I REPEAT! HE IS REMAKING THE MESSAGE!

[hollyweeb-blvd]

WE HAVE RECIEVED WORD THAT THE GIRL IS ON A TREASURE HUNT IN THE CITY AND THIS IS THE FINAL LOCATION. HIS FRIEND IS STALLING FOR TIME.

[hollyweeb-blvd]

UPDATE: BEACHGOERS HAVE JOINED IN TO HELP THIS BOY REBUILD HIS MESSAGE TO THE GIRL! HIS FRIEND HAS JOINED IN AS WELL.

[hollyweeb-blvd]

IT’S ALMOST DONE! THEY MIGHT MAKE IT!

[hollyweeb-blvd]

THE MESSAGE IS COMPLETED! THE QUESTION IS NOW “WILL SHE SAY YES?”

[hollyweeb-blvd]

BRO OF THE YEAR JUST BROUGHT A GIRL. I THINK THIS MAY BE IT!

I THINK THIS IS IT!

[hollyweeb-blvd]

SHE’S APPROACHING!

YES! THE ANSWER IS YES!

OUR CREW IS CHEERING FOR THESE TWO.

[lacorgi]

[mattonious]

give em the ol’ razzle dazzle

[areyoufilmingthis-deactivated20]

[isaac]

i’m going to miss this show so much.

[nomehablen2]

Ah…….annuzzer day in bikini bottem………

[knightofleo]

American Shorthair Knight

Abyssinian Bard

Norwegian Forest Cat Shaman

Persian Scholar

Bombay Assassin

Sphynx Fighter

Scottish Fold Warrior

Bengal Archer

Turkish Angora Healer

Maine Coon Berserker

Siamese Magician

Russian Blue Thief

Kyoung Hwan Kim - Army of Wool

more by Kyoung Hwan Kim

[monkeysaysficus]

Literally the greatest post ever.

[gemstonechronologist]

Excuse me, why the fuck isn’t this an MMORPG I’d play the shit outta this.

[nomehablen2]

Ah…….annuzzer day in bikini bottem………

[celadonlonghorn-archive]

[sunflower-pinesha]

sweet.

[394938347342-deactivated2014092]

imagine having sex with a ghost and then someone walks into your room and they see your asshole widening and narrowing for no reason

[pussyjizz-blog]

imagine praying to God and going to church

[toasteggs-000-deactivated202204]

i dont understand the stereotype that women are obsessed with shoes, like have u ever met a high school boy

[pokemonprofessor]

#oh no i got a single fleck of dirt on my 200 dollar white adidas quick someone get me bleach and a toothbrush

[k-lionheart-deactivated20171126]

i don’t think you people understand how exACTLY ACCURATE THIS FCUKNIG POST IS

[memewhore]