Disaster Children

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Jill: Whenever I have a knife and my brain is going STAB STAB STAB, I say, "I choose not to stab anyone." You'd think it wouldn't work but it does!

Jill:

Jill: Briefly.

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The disaster children, upon entering their portal worlds: I will be ripping up my social contract, thank you very much.

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Cora: If this kills us all, I’m going to get Christopher’s ghost to teach my ghost how to play the flute just so that I can annoy the hell out of your ghost.

Nadya: I’ll just hire Kade’s ghost to kick your ghost’s ass.

Kade: My ghost won’t associate with your ghost.

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Nancy: So, what are all of your powers?

Christopher: I can talk to skeletons.

Jack: I can raise the dead.

Kade: I make good life decisions.

Nancy: That's not really—

Jack: No, trust us. He's our most important member.

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Jill: My mother cried the day I was born because she knew she would never be better than me.

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Alexis: Can you do me a favor?

Jack: I would literally cover up a murder you committed, plant my DNA at the crime scene, and take the blame for you.

Alexis: Cool, can you do the dishes?

Jack: No.

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Kade: Why would you give a knife to a 16 year old?!?!

Jack: Sumi felt unsafe.

Kade: Now I feel unsafe!

Jack:

Jack: Would you like a knife?

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Jack, to Christopher: I find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right.

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Sumi: You're weird as hell if you're one of those people like "I hate cats." What's your problem, bud? They literally have little paws

Sumi: And something else. They also say meow. That's classic

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Jill: Sorry Mom, called you by accident.

Serena: No worries. Had you on accident.

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Christopher: Hey man, you're out of milk.

Kade: How do you keep getting in my room?!?!

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Christopher: I think we're missing something.

Kade: Teamwork?

Jack: Cohesion?

Nancy: A general sense of what we're doing?

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Sumi: You call it a near death experience, I call it a vibe check from God.

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Jack: Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

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Christopher: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween. Locally sourced, all natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly.

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Kade: Don't worry, I know exactly what I'm doing. Everything is going to be fine!

Cora: How can you still say that?

Kade: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.

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Kade: Good responses to getting stabbed with a sword?

Sumi: Rude.

Christopher: That's fair.

Jill: Not again.

Jack: Are you going to want this back, or can I keep it?