Just Another Incorrect Quotes Blog

Ft. the Weaver family, Travis, Sam, and others!  All characters belong to Hellbent Games.

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The Weaver Kids: We're gonna kill you so much.

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Lillian: hey Tim, are you ticklish?

Tim, taking ten steps away: no.

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Tim: [Holds up a cauliflower] What is this?

Benny/Sam: A cauliflower

Tim: [To Caleb] And what did you say it was?

Caleb: ...

Caleb: Ghost broccoli

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Tim: Based on statistical evidence, I am immortal.

Tom: What evidence?

Tim, shrugging: Haven’t died yet.

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Tim: *gently tugs on Sam's Sleeve*

Sam: yes?

Tim: *shows him a bread that looks like a hamster*

Sam: aww, that's cute, can I hold it-

Tim: *eats it*

Sam: NOOO

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Wick tumblr, thoughts on the twins having shared psychotic disorder? It was mentioned on one of their journal pages in No Way Out, and now I cant stop thinking about it

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The Weaver Kids: We know what you’re up to. TBubber: Really? ‘Cause I barely know.

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The Weaver Kids: Prepare to hurt! And I don’t mean emotionally like I do!

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Tim: We tried things your way

Caleb: No we didn't

Tim: I did it in my head. It didn't work.

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Tim: I hate Mama.

Benny: "Hate" is a strong word.

Tim: I have strong opinions.

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Caleb: I lost Lilly.

Benny: How did you LOSE your sister?!

Caleb: To be fair, she is very small.

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Caleb: Thank you for not saying "I told you so”.

Tim: When you’re as right as I am, you don’t have to say it.

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Benny: You were supposed to do something about the raccoon under the porch.

Lillian/Caleb: I did! I named him Lord Moseby. He likes Fruit Loops.

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Caleb: I can keep an eye on them!

Sam: No offense, kid, but I wouldn’t trust you with a sock puppet.

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Sam: -and that's how I think we should do it. So, what you guys think?

Tim: I wasn't paying attention, but I strongly disagree with Caleb.

Benny: Wha-he's not even here!

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Sam: You shouldn’t blame yourself, you know.

Tim: ....What?

Sam: About what happened. It wasn’t your fault, so you shouldn’t blame yourself.

Tim: Don’t worry, I know it wasn’t my fault, and I don’t blame myself, I promise.

Sam: Oh, I’m gla-

Tim: I blame Her.

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Pastor McAlroy: Didn't you die?

Tim, burning down the church: That was, like, an hour ago. People change.