Yelena: Natasha! I thought you were dead!
Natasha: No, just in deep cover.
Yelena: …But it was an open casket.
Natasha: It was very deep.

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Yelena: Natasha! I thought you were dead!
Natasha: No, just in deep cover.
Yelena: …But it was an open casket.
Natasha: It was very deep.
Natasha: So how do you feel about children?
Yelena: I mean, if I saw one I wouldn’t stab it?
Natasha: WHY would you stab a child?
Yelena: I JUST SAID I wouldn’t—
ONCE A KING, ALWAYS A KING.
REST IN POWER, CHADWICK BOSEMAN.
Yelena: I’m not your average skateboarder. I don’t “dress like a stoner”. I don’t “disrespect authority”. I’ve never “been on a skateboard”.
Natasha, reading a recipe: It says to beat 3 eggs.
Yelena:
Yelena: At what?
Yelena, staring at a satellite, holding a skateboard: So how tight is security here?
Natasha: Why?
Yelena: No reason.
Natasha: When has my plan ever gone wrong?
Yelena: Would you like me to list that chronologically or alphabetically?
Yelena: I HATE THIS
Yelena: I HATE YOU
Yelena: I HATE EVERYTHING
Natasha: What happened?
Yelena: I STUBBED MY F**KING TOE
Natasha: Ok we've been making too many complicated plans recently. Today we keep all our schemes simple.
Yelena: :(
Melina, seeing 2 people attempt to make a castle out of oreos: Oh my God what f**king idiots.
Melina, seiing it’s Yelena and Natasha and are trying to climb said castle: Oh no they’re my idiots.
Natasha: You can't beat up everyone you have a problem with!
Yelena: I can try!
Yelena: Do you accept constructive criticism?
Natasha: Not without crying.
Melina: This better not bite me in the ass.
Natasha: "Better Not Bite Me in the Ass" — Name of your sex tape, but seriously, thank you so much for your help.
Yelena: Of course I support men’s rights.
Yelena: Men’s rights to shut the f**k up.
Natasha: I’m done being careful!
Melina: You’ve been careful up until this point?
Yelena: I totally respect your decision, but I've already made my own decision.
Natasha: That is the complete opposite of respecting my opinion.