Savvy-Califragilistic

they/them. Michael Distortion deserved better and by God, I'm going to make that everyone else's problem.

[wolfythewitch]

Saw a tweet about mamdani solving the astrophage crisis and now im just imagining them sending mamdani to space

[wolfythewitch]

This came to me at 3pm in the afternoon

[xebhamorph]

Okay party, I've called this meeting because I want to make sure there's a contingency plan for if the Evil Sorceress tempts me and I betray you. I'm just noticing that we have a witch, magus, and cleric in this party while I am spec'd heavily into anti-magic, on account of the Evil Sorceress situation, so I really don't like our odds if I'm the one that gets seduced. Just something to take into account before we enter this fortress with a purple-pink color motif and abundant rose bushes. I'm not saying it WILL happen, I just know myself well enough to admit that my Sacred Oath as a crusader won't hold up for a second if I'm offered so much as a crumb of villainess pussy.

[movieswithtrains]

Yes, (it is heavily implied) that Hadestown (2026) has a train in it

[stardreamerl0ve]

eurydice: i am the fates' favorite

[stardreamerl0ve]

eurydice: turns out this is not a good thing for me

[annabelle--cane]

I could swear someone’s made this joke before but if they haven’t, here

[bugshroom]

shout out to whoever said (in different words) ‘hating children is bad especially acting on that hatred but i also think people raised with the expectation of being mothers forced onto them are allowed to have strong negative feelings about it and vocally resist the pressure to be maternalistic’ thank you for alleviating this contradiction within me

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

always some new bullshit in the ocean

[local-demon-in-your-area]

Why is it always orcas or dolphins

Why can't a salmon do some bullshit for once

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

worry not ☝️ they're doing coke

[velinxi]

My Dungeon Crawler Carl tribute art!

[Prints here]

[alliekills]

staring at her tits but i’m being rlly stealthy abt it

[alliekills]

[glowcowboy]

once i learn to express any strong emotion without bursting into tears it’s over for y’all

[depsidase]

[redstonedust]

some people like to get mad at disability benefits because they think its unfair people who dont work get a payout from the government while they have to work 50 hours at the human suffering factory every week. but if you tell them "yeah that sucks i think you should also get a universal allowance and not have to work 50 hours at the human suffering factory every week" thats apparently the wrong answer.

[this-is-trans-joy]

I’m trying to look for synonyms of sneer and i’m fucking dying

yeah that looks normal… yeah these are all— um. hold on. hang on.

what

[the-ravens-king]

[clementine-kesh]

so embarrassing when you finally get around to watching or reading some landmark piece of media well known for having a massive slash fandom and finding yourself completely drawn in by the homoeroticism as well like oh my god has anyone else heard of these kirk and spock guys? sam and frodo? sherlock and watson? anyone else seeing this?

[nikomedes]

[morallygrayautisticscientist]

Rocky: Grace so so so important to Rocky statement. Is best friend, hero, amaze amaze amaze creature and friend. Not sure where Rocky would be without Grace.

Adrian, without hesitation: Tau Ceti, probably.

[pocketss]

It was important to me that she puts emphasis on the TOK

[shutyourmoustache]

Making exercises more accessible to the disabled? Fuck yeah!