Incorrect Yowapeda Quotes

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Teshima: I'm doing a great job at keeping my crush a secret.

Aoyagi: *walks into the room*

Teshima: I have to gay- I mean go.

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Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.

Toudou Jinpachi, probably, as he continues to not watch himself on purpose

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I’ve decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting.

Manami Sangaku, to Midousuji

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Shinkai: Are you taken?

Arakita: Yes, bitch, for granted.

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Onoda: Why can’t you trust anyone?

Imaizumi: Because you trust everyone!

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Teshima: Coffee or tea?

Imaizumi: Coffee.

Teshima: Wrong, it’s tea.

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Shinkai: You can't stay angry forever, Yasutomo.

Arakita: WANNA BET?!

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I just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled, ‘dibs!’

Toudou Jinpachi, probably

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Tadokoro: You promise you didn't get me bees again.

Naruko: [from a distance] Just open it.

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Kuroda: I win.

Arakita: I have you pinned to the ground.

Kuroda: I know.

Arakita:

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Ishigaki: I have feelings for you!

Midousuji: I'm sorry. Get well soon.

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Mizuta: Ishigaki-san, how do I get revenge on those who have forsaken me?

Ishigaki: The best revenge is letting go and living well.

Mizuta: …

Mizuta: Midousuji-kun, how do I get-

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Danchiku: Hey Issa, happy Bisexual Awareness Month!

Kaburagi: Huh?

Onoda: Happy Bisexual Awareness month, Kaburagi-kun!

Kaburagi: Why do people keep saying that to me?

Naruko: Happy Bisexual Awareness month!

Kaburagi: …I feel like you’ll all hiding something from me.

Aoyagi: I’m going to tell him.

Teshima, eating popcorn: Dont you dare.

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Teshima: In case you haven’t noticed, you’ve fallen right into my trap.

Izumida: You can’t trap justice. It’s an idea, a belief.

Teshima: Even the most heartfelt belief can be corroded over time.

Izumida: Justice is a non-corrosive metal.

Teshima: But metals can be melted by the heat of revange.

Izumida: It’s “revenge," and it’s best served cold.

Teshima: But it can be easily reheated in the microwave of evil.

Izumida: Well, I think your warranty is about to expire.

Teshima: Maybe I got an extended warranty.

Izumida: Warranties are invalid if you don’t use the product for its intended purpose.

Komari: Oh, girls, girls, you’re both pretty.

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Imaizumi: You know I hate it when you make up words, Naruko.

Naruko: Are you still mad at me for saying 'snacksident'?

Imaizumi: Yes, very.

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Kaburagi: I'm not like most guys.

Danchiku: You mean you won't cheat on me?

Kaburagi: No, I mean I'm half dolphin.

Danchiku: Oh.

Kaburagi: *dolphin noises*