incorrect zutara quotes

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*Zuko looks around; everyone in the war room is mad at him*

Zuko: If it's any consolation, she got me here on a very misleading text message.

Katara: Technically, you ARE about to be screwed in the war room.

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*Katara and Toph arguing about keeping Zuko in the group*

Katara: He's a war criminal!

Toph: In what war is he a criminal? In the battle for our affections?!?

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Aang: Can we go get ice cream now?

Zuko: Did you ask Katara?

Aang: She said no.

Zuko: Then why are you asking me?

Aang: Because she's not the boss of you...

Zuko [internally]: It's a trap it's a trap it's a trap-

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Katara: I miss Toph.

Zuko: Well, you still have me...

Katara: It's not the same! I can talk to her about things that I can't talk about with you.

Zuko: Okay, like what?

Katara: Well, for instance, the annoying things that you do.

Zuko: Katara!

Katara: See, I can't talk to you!

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Katara: My life is terrible right now.

Aang: What happened?

Katara: I realized that I’m in love, and it sucks.

Aang: Oh, c’mon! That’s great! Falling in love is not a bad thing, don’t fight it!

Katara: It’s Zuko.

Aang: You fight that feeling - YOU FIGHT IT LIKE IT’S A ROCK ‘EM-SOCK 'EM ROBOT! YOU PUNCH ITS HEAD RIGHT OFF!

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Katara: I’m going to take you out!

Zuko: Great! It’s a date!

Katara: That was a threat.

Zuko: See you at 6!

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*Katara does something dangerous*

Zuko: Are you okay??!

Katara: Yeah

Zuko: Are you hurt?

Katara: No

Zuko: THEN WHAT WERE YOU THINKING?!

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Zuko *trying to drop hints they should date*: We look so cute together.

Katara: I look cute with everybody.

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Katara: Have I ever told you how much I love you?

Zuko: ... We aren't getting Burger King.

Katara: *crosses arms* This is bullshit.

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Sokka: Wait, Katara. You like Zuko?

Katara: What? No, that’s...you know, that’s...ugh.

Sokka: What do you like about him? His hair?

Katara: You mean those soft dark luscious locks? No, not really.

Sokka: And his face?

Katara: Ew, gross, it’s so gorgeous! I just want to slap it. I want to slap it. I just want to slap his hideous, beautiful face.

Sokka: Um, you mean kiss?

Katara: No, I mean slap.

Sokka: Wow. You've got it bad.

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Zuko:

Katara:

Zuko:

Katara:

Toph: What's going on?

Suki: Zuko and Katara are having one of their unresolved sexual tension staring matches.

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Sokka: *bursts into Katara's room* I’m getting married today!

Katara: *on her bed, with covers up to her chin* Morning, Sokka.

Sokka: I’M GETTING MARRIED. TODAY.

Katara: Yeah, you are!

Sokka: WOO-HOO! *leaves room*

Zuko: *pops out from under the covers* Do you think he knew I was here?

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Katara: I made a marshmallow Prince Zuko. *holds it up* See? His arms are crossed because he’s mad at all the other marshmallows for annoying him. Do you like it?

Zuko: *near tears* It’s fine I guess.

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Zuko: I guess I’m too tough to cry.

Katara: Just this morning you were crying about snakes.

Zuko, with tears in his eyes: They don’t have any arms!

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Suki: So? Did you kiss her?

Zuko: No, the moment wasn’t right. Look, Katara is actually going to be my future wife. I want our first kiss to be amazing.

Toph: Aw. Zuko, that’s so sweet. So you chickened out like a little bitch.

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Katara: I know we don’t see eye to eye on many things...

Zuko: It’s because you’re so small *pats her head*.