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Amanda: *looking at Hannah* Jesus christ, is that a fucking gremlin?

Mike: ... Amanda, that's a sophomore.

Amanda: Whatever, just nobody feed that thing after midnight.

#class of 198x #amanda hess #mike jaundice #hannah lee #james wilson #trevor schmidty #brett hundley #cow chop #source: the most popular girls in school

Sam: If you were to die, what would your final words be?

Mike: “Finally."

Sam: No

#class of 198x #sam cool beans #mike jaundice #aleks marchant #trevor schmidty #cow chop #source: tumblr

Sam: wait i thought you immigrated here??

Hannah: yeah, out of my mom's vagina, dumbass!!

#class of 198x #sam cool beans #hannah lee #aleks marchant #brett hundley #cow chop #my friend said this the other night and we could not stop laughing #its not exactly in character but i still like it

Amanda: girlfriend? I don’t want to be Sam’s girlfriend.

Hannah: Well what do you want then??

Amanda: I dunno…

Amanda: I just. Wanna be with him. All the time.

Amanda: y'know, wanna hear about his day. Maybe tell him about mine.

Amanda: and I wanna hold his hand… Maybe run my hands in his stupid hair.

Amanda: but I don’t wanna be his stupid girlfriend.

#class of 198x #amanda hess #sam cool beans #hannah lee #james wilson #brett hundley #aleks marchant #cow chop

DM: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life.

Amanda: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this.

Mike: My will to live! I haven't seen this in 15 years!

Sam: I knew I lost that potential somewhere!

Hannah: Mental stability, my old friend!

DM: Guys, could you lighten up a little?

#class of 198x #dm #amanda hess #mike jaundice #sam cool beans #hannah lee #james wilson #aleks marchant #trevor schmidty #brett hundley #cow chop

Hannah: Sam, you’re in charge while I’m away.

Sam: Alright, I’m your man.

Hannah: Don’t do anything stupid.

Sam: Okay, I’m kinda your man.

Hannah: And keep the others out of trouble.

Sam: …you need another man.

#class of 198x #hannah lee #sam cool beans #brett hundley #aleks marchant #cow chop #source: tumblr

Hannah: Amanda sneezed and I accidentally said shut the fuck up instead of saying bless you

Mike: How do accidentally say shut the fuck up

#class of 198x #hannah lee #mike jaundice #amanda hess #brett hundley #james wilson #trevor #cow chop #source: tumblr

DM: You go big or you go home. And you don't seem like the kind of guy that goes home.

Mike: I'm not. I don't even really have a home.

#class of 198x #dm #mike jaundice #trevor #cow chop #source: parks and rec

Amanda: What are you doing~?

Sam slowly leaning in: Oh nothing, just wondering if you came from outer space, cause that body you got there is outta this world~

Amanda leaning in closer: Whatcha gonna do about it, Beans?

Hannah: Really? Right in front of my salad?

#class of 198x #amanda hess #sam cool beans #hannah lee #cow chop #james wilson #aleks marchant #brett hundley #source: me + tumblr

Hannah: Shit.

Sam: Hey! Watch your fucking language!

#class of 198x #hannah lee #sam cool beans #brett hundley #aleks marchant #cow chop #source: summer school #submission #matthewpeake #thanks dude!!#youre the first to actually submit haha

Hannah: Oh my God! This is a cute dress! Why do you have it?

Amanda: Because when me and other average sized humans wear it, it's a shirt.

#class of 198x #hannah lee #amanda hess #brett hundley #james wilson #cow chop #source: unknown

Hannah: Shouldn't you be asleep right now?

Mike: I should be a lot of things but I live to disappoint.

#class of 198x #hannah lee #mike jaundice #brett hundley #trevor #cow chop #source: unknown

Sam: I’m just a boy with a big heart and an even bigger-

Hannah, slapping a hand over his mouth: YES, we know.

#class of 198x #sam cool beans #hannah lee #aleks marchant #brett hundley #source: unknown

Mike: I’m pretty scared here.

Sam: Now I wouldn’t exactly call you pretty–

Mike: This place gives me the creeps.

Sam: -ruggedly handsome, maybe, but definitely not pretty.

#class of 198x #sam cool beans #mike jaundice #aleks marchant #trevor #cow chop #source: open season

Doctor: Samuel you’re dehydrated, I’m admitting you.

Sam: [flu-ridden] If I was sick could I do this.

[he just sits there and does nothing]

Doctor: …What are you doing?

Sam: Cartwheels… Am I not doing them?

Doctor: No.

#class of 198x #sam cool beans #aleks marchant #cow chop #tbh this is just aleks himself haha #source: parks and rec

Sam: Hey Mike, how's it going?

Mike: Very badly.

#class of 198x #sam cool beans #mike jaundice #aleks marchant #trevor #cow chop #source: kirby right back at you

Hey baby, who is your dreamboat? Oh wait, I found him. It’s me! ;)

Samuel Cool Beans

#class of 198x #sam cool beans #aleks marchant #cow chop #source: studio c

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