Your Highness Ophanimon

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Taichi: Does anybody wanna say a few words?

Daisuke: Sure! Ahem. Mustard, umbrella, Borborygmus!

Taichi: That was beautiful, Daisuke.

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Hello.

We're going on hiatus until further notice.

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Mimi: Palmon, when I turned 18, I knelt in front of Princess Grace’s dress mausoleum, and I swore to uphold the Hostess Code: “I, Tachikawa Mimi, shall do my level best to make every event too much.”

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Sora: The thing that makes women strong, is that we have the guts to be vulnerable. We have the ability to feel the depths of our emotion, and we know that we will walk through it to the other side.

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Kesuke: Mimi, get in here.

Mimi: *walks in, wearing a short dress*

Mimi: What’s up, daddy?

Kesuke: What the hell is that?!

Mimi: A dress.

Kesuke: Says who?

Mimi: Calvin Klein.

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Koushiro: Sora, I’m gonna need to borrow you for a second, ‘cause, we’re gonna have to work on Mimi’s birthday present.

Sora: Her birthday’s not for like eight months.

Koushiro: What to get the girl who has everything? We need to plan early.

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Taichi: *gets award for always arriving late*

Taichi: I would like to say this. Tardiness is not something you can do all on your own. Many, many people contributed to my tardiness. Uh, I’d like to thank my parents for never giving me a ride to school, the Tokyo city bus driver for taking a chance on an unknown kid, and, uh, last but not least, the wonderful crew at McDonald’s for spending hours making those Egg McMuffins, without which I might never be tardy.

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Takeru: I'm just saying, you should have put "spoiler alert" on all those death canoe tweets. Also, not safe for work. You know, a lot of what you wrote was really profane.

Mimi: *on her phone* That movie's 25 years old, Takeru. And if you don't like how I tweet, don't follow me.

Takeru: What are you doing now? I'm talking to you.

Mimi: I'm live tweeting this dumbass conversation.

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Miyako: Bless me Father for I have sinned. My last confession was… well. Anyway, I have sorta a technical question. I’ve been having bad thoughts, really bad thoughts.

Priest: Of an impure nature?

Miyako: No, No, I want to destroy this man’s life, career everything. I want revenge. Now on a sins scale how bad is that? Can I Hail Mary my way out of that?

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Hikari: Mom, Taichi made three different kinds of pancakes and waffles. They're deliciously redundant.

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Yamato: Ugh!

Jou: What’s wrong?

Yamato: I have this weird pain right above my eyebrow.

Jou: It’s called a stress headache. I got my first one when I was four.

Yamato: I hate it!

Jou: Well get used to it! You’re knee-deep in it now, brother.

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Mimi: They say I have the best ass below 14th Street. Is it true?

Koushiro: What?

Mimi: You’re staring again.

Koushiro: Oh no. I mean you do have a nice… I mean–

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Yamato: I have nodes…

Taichi: Yama, don’t worry, it’s just God punishing you ‘cause you’re a blond.

Sora: Isn’t that painful? Why would you keep performing?

Yamato: Because I love to sing.

Mimi: Yeah, it’s like when my lady doctor told me not to have sex for six weeks, and I did it anyway.

Sora: You should really listen to your doctor.

Mimi: Meh.

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Koushiro: You can’t dance. When did you learn how to dance?

Mimi: I’ve got moves you’ve never seen.

Koushiro: You’re an imposter. What did you do with my best friend?

Mimi: I’m still your best friend, you just haven’t seen me for a while.

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Taichi: I told Yamato that his ears turn red when he lies.

Koushiro: Do they?

Taichi: No.

Koushiro: Then why did you tell him that?

Taichi: Because I can do this.

Taichi: Hey Yamato! Do you love us?

Yamato, with his hands over his ears: NO!

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Hikari: Takeru kissed each one of my eyelids. It was as close to perfect as I ever felt.

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Jou: The M in my name stands for mental stability

Sora: There's no M in your name...?

Jou: Exactly.