#source: breaking bad

[incorrect-maraudersaandco-quotes]

Regulus, on the phone: Where is Evan? Barty: He’s with me. Regulus, sighing: Put Evan on. Evan: Yo. Regulus: Where are you? Evan: I'm with Barty.

[lordeisonfire]

Enid: Got some big cowhouse way that way, about two miles, but, I don't see nobody. Wednesday: Wednesday: 'Cowhouse'? Enid: Yeah Enid: Where they live. Enid: THE COWS.

[incorrectteyvatism]

Signora: Scaramouche is okay.

Childe: He's okay? He said he was going to break my legs. And don't tell me he doesn't mean it, 'cause he gave me the dead mackerel eyes! He meant it!

Signora: Childe, Scaramouche threatened me. He threatened Dottore. He probably threatened someone before breakfast this morning. It's what he does. Grow a pair.

[womens-wrongs-activist]

Caleb Dume: How does it feel to be old, Grand-master?

Mace Windu: How does it feel to be a smart-ass?

Caleb Dume: So good. 

[curtis-brothers-hug]

Soda: “one day pretty much bleeds into the next. Been workin a lot.”

Ponyboy: “that sounds very kafkaesque.”

Soda: “……………uh, yeah. It’s totally kafkaesque.”

[teenwolf-incorrectquotes]

Scott: Derek said he was going to break my legs. And don't tell me he didn't mean it, okay? Cause he gave me the Alpha eyes. He meant it! Stiles: Calm down, dude. Derek threatened me. He threatened Lydia. He probably threatened someone before breakfast this morning. It's what he does. C'mon, get real.

[tadc-incorrectquotes]

(After "Running the Show")

Zooble: At least we all understand each other now.

Pomni: What do you mean?

Zooble: I mean, Caine and us. We get it. We're all on the same page.

Gangle: What page is that?

Jax: The one that says, "If I can't kill you, you'll sure as [sproink!] wish you were dead."

[incorrectringsofpower]

Adar: I appreciate that when you were going to kill me, you were simply following orders. I get that, completely. And I harbor no ill will. Elrond: Huh. There's a load off my mind.