Incorrect All Kingdom Hearts Quotes

Incorrect quotes with Kingdom Hearts characters

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Was going through my Facebook memories, and this day, three years ago, I had wrote my impressions on Kingdom Hearts III.

Felt like posting this part of my review, because I love this thought:

"It makes no sense at all for Demyx to be part of Organization XIII new formation, he was always a lazy bum who looked like was just randomly thrown at the Organization.

But, on the other hand, I'm sure Luxord is on this new formation because he lost a game of poker with Xemnas."

Note: in my original review I said "truco" instead of "poker", it's a very popular card game in Brazil that, like poker, relies heavily on bluffing.

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Aqua, speaking to Terra: There's only one way to solve this. Rock, paper, scissors. Aqua, thinking to herself: Poor, predictable Terra, always picks rock. Terra, thinking to himself, very motivated: Good ol' rock, nothing beats that!

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Vanitas: Ventus, can I apologize to you?

Ventus: Huh?

Ventus: Okay?

Vanitas: * punches Ventus *

Vanitas: I'm sorry.

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Roxas: How long does it take before you start hallucinating from sleep deprivation?

Xion: I think...

Naminé: 72 hours.

Roxas: How do you kn...?

Naminé: There's a clown behind you.

Ventus: I think you need to go to bed. You’ve been up for at least two days.

Naminé: Huh... maybe that explains the clown.

Ventus: No, that’s just Vanitas.

Vanitas: * angry *

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Sora: How are the drawings going?

Naminé: I'm glad you asked! My room has never been cleaner and I've decided to take up baking.

* later *

Sora: How's the cleaning going?

Naminé: Thanks for checking in! I've made four amazing drawings.

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Roxas: Saïx, you're under arrest.

Saïx: Wait, what? Why?

Roxas: For stealing Axel's heart.

Axel: Did you just hit on Saïx for me?

Roxas: I'm tired of WAITING, Axel.

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Naminé: Can 2019 be the year I finally become hot?

Riku: No, but it can be the year you realize you always were.

Naminé: ...

Riku: ...

Naminé: Can it also be the year I start calling you mine?

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Eraqus, stroking Xehanort's hair: You're so cute and pretty.

Xehanort, sleepily: I could kill you and get away with it.

Eraqus, lovingly: I know.

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Xion: I don’t trust him.

Axel: Who, Roxas? He’s the most trustworthy Nobody I know.

Xion: I get this weird feeling when I’m around him. Nervous. And sweaty. And like I want him to...

Xion: Oooh.

Xion: Never mind.

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Vanitas: Men fear me.

Vanitas: Women also fear me.

Vanitas: Lately in my life I've been spending a lot of time being a total fucking bitch.

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DiZ, taking a bite: Amazing.

Naminé: My curry?

DiZ: No, my patience for your cooking skills.

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Aqua: How drunk I was yesterday?

Ventus: You tried to exorcise Vanitas.

Aqua: I did it?

Terra: Unfortunately, you passed out before you did.

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Lea: * looking at Isa with a dreamy smile on his face *

Isa: What?

Lea: You're so cute.

Isa, fighting a blush: Do you realize I could kill you with my eyes closed?

Lea, smile turning smug: And only with your eyes closed, right? You can't bear the thought of seeing me hurt.

Isa: * definitely blushing now *

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Xehanort: I have one of your children.

Aqua: Which one? I have seven.

Xehanort: The loud, annoying, rowdy kid who never shuts up.

Aqua: Which one? I have seven.

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* everyone is playing a team sport *

Riku: Are you upset you don’t get to be on the same team as Aqua?

Terra: Have you ever played a game with Aqua?

Riku: ... no?

Terra: Have you ever been trapped in a cage with a wolverine?

* meanwhile, on the other side of the field *

Aqua, chasing Lea: I SAID FASTER! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THE WORD “FASTER” MEANS? IT MEANS MORE FAST!!!!

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Terra: The world is cold and dark and everyone dies alone.

Yen Sid: Terra, I'm sorry Aqua forgot to kiss you goodbye this morning, but we need to get on with this mission.

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Saïx: I don’t do romance.

Xigbar: You’re making a Valentines Day card for Axel right now.

Saïx, holding a glue gun like an actual gun: You’re on thin fucking ice.