incorrect amberprice quotes

things chloe and rachel definitely said to each other [icon cr; tofuwi]

[incorrectamberprice]

Rachel: Sometimes you drive me crazy.

Chloe: You were always crazy. I just highlight it.

[incorrectamberprice]

Joyce: But why would Rachel like you?

Chloe: Well, I guess she somehow overlooked my terrible personality and hideous face.

[incorrectamberprice]

Chloe: Rachel and I don't have pet names for each other.

Max: Uh huh. Hey do you know what bees make, right?

Chloe: Honey?

Rachel: [from the other room] Yes dear?

Max: Don't lie to my face again.

[incorrectamberprice]

Chloe: "What happens if you put a werewolf on the moon" is a great question. Probably the best question ever.

Max: He'll explode and die because there's no oxygen on the moon.

Rachel: We never said we'd send him up without a suit, you absolute monster.

[incorrectamberprice]

Benefits of dating me, you will be dating me. I could go on, but I think I have made my point.

Rachel Amber, to Chloe Price.

[incorrectamberprice]

Chloe: I want to do something nice for Rachel. But what?

Max: Well, there's the usual things: flowers, chocolates, promises you don't intend to keep...

[incorrectamberprice]

Max: "Alone time" always translates into "let's get Max out of the house so we can have loud, obnoxious sex."

Chloe:

Rachel:

Chloe: [to Rachel] Does that mean we can't?

Rachel: *facepalms*

[incorrectamberprice]

So this is what being turned on feels like...

Chloe Price, after she sees Rachel in her bra.

[incorrectamberprice]

You really think I've never kissed a girl before?

Rachel Amber, to Chloe Price.

[incorrectamberprice]

I would introduce you to my family, but I’m interested in keeping this relationship going.

Rachel Amber, to Chloe Price

[incorrectamberprice]

Rachel: Chloe, you're a genius!

Chloe: Yeah, I get called that a lot.

Rachel: What? A genius?

Chloe: No, 'Chloe.'

[incorrectamberprice]

Okay, just because you are making me very sexually confused does not mean that you are intimidating.

Chloe Price, to Rachel Amber

[incorrectamberprice]

Chloe: I have done nothing wrong, ever, in my life.

Rachel: I know this, and I love you.

[incorrectamberprice]

Joyce: Wait, so are you gay or is Chloe just a bad influence?

Rachel: Yes.

[incorrectamberprice]

Chloe: I’ve got an idea.

Rachel: We’re not going to murder anyone.

Chloe: I don’t have any ideas.

[incorrectamberprice]

Rachel: And now for an blackwell gay update with Chloe.

Chloe: We're getting gayer.

Rachel: Thank you Chloe.

[incorrectamberprice]

Rachel: *studiously learning her lines, listening to instrumental music, very focused*

Chloe: *upside down in a desk chair* do you think stars have feelings?