Incorrect ATNHP Quotes

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Nagisa: Do I look like I'm joking?

Masaru: You never look like you're joking.

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It would be terrible to lose a student... on a school trip... again.

Izuru Kamukura

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Karma: Today I yoted my water bottle across the hall

Nagisa: Did you just used ‘yeet’ in past tense?

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Kaede: What do polar bears eat?

Shuuichi: Dumb kids playing hero...

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Mitsuru: Aaaaaaaahhhhh!

Shuuichi: Look out! Lookoutlookoutlookoutlookout!

Kaede: Would you both shut up? I'm trying to drive here!

Shuuichi: Car! Car! Car!

Kaede: (yanks wheel left)

Driver: (speeds by, blares horn, and flips Kaede off)

Kaede: That's rude. And totally uncalled for.

BAM!

Mitsuru: Aaaaaaaahhhhhh!

Kaede: Oh, it's just a trash can. Chill out.

BAM! BAM! BAM!

Kaede: Okay, so it's four trash cans.

Shuuichi: Get off the sidewalk, you lunatic!

Kaede: (yanks wheel right, bumps the sidewalk, grazes a parked car)

BAM! BAM! BAM!

Shuuichi: Do you hate trash cans? Is that your problem? Do you just HATE TRASH CANS?!!

Kaede: I can't drive with you screaming in my ear.

Shuuichi: You can't drive at all!

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Shuuichi: (speaking very slowly and quietly) Kaede, is there something behind me?

Kaede: (nods)

Shuuichi: What is it, Kaede?

Kaede: Um... Shuuichi? It's a tiger.

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Shuuichi: Just tell them we're Mystery Inc.

Kaede: Tell them we're what?

Shuuichi: Idiot teenagers with a death wish.

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Talking about the Shirokuma incident:

Nagisa: Could you argue that this was my fault? Misako: Absolutely. Damian: Yes. Nagisa: Yeah… that would be a safe argument.

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Damian: I don't care what you say! We will stop them and I will stop you! BET ON THAT!!

Maverick: You got spirit, kid... but this is the real world! The real world, IS COLD! The real world, DOESN'T CARE ABOUT SPIRIT!! You wanna be a hero? Then play the part and die like every other hero in history! As for me, I'll do what I do best: lie, steal, cheat, AND SURVIVE!!!!!— *gets an arrow through his eye*

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Damian: (joining Misako) I see you're hiding at the punch bowl as well.

Misako: Yup.

Damian: (In mock seriousness) To the socially awkward.

[Misako giggles, and they clink their glasses.]

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*After meeting Saki*

Kiyo: So I guess he got a new henchman...

Akira: Yeah, I guess she really made our plans... fall apart!

[Mage snickers, Damian just walks away]

Kiyo: No. Just... no.

Akira: What- But you do it!

Kiyo: There's a time and a place for jokes.

Akira: Was this not it?

Kiyo: No, it just wasn't very good. [Walks off]

Akira: Well, at least I'm trying!

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Yukari: Stop. [points to Akira] Lately you've been quiet, antisocial and moody!

Damian: Uh, have you met Akira?

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You’d think killing people would make them like you, but it doesn’t, it just….. it just makes them dead!

Kuzo, probably

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I just really like seeing new ones. It's like meeting new people... but better...

Alyssa Storm, referring to weapons

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[After some eavesdropping]

Yukari: What's in the basment?

Nagito: How did you know about that?

Yukari: You didn't answer my question.

Nagito: Well, you don't answer any of mine so... and, you don't even say hi to me.

Yukari: Hi.

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Justice will be swift! Justice will be painful! It will be...DELICIOUS!

Kyoji, just before a food fight.

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[Masaru and Misako are walking together to the class, talking about their teacher]

Masaru: You have to do the homework, Misako. This teacher's insane. A total nut job. I think there's something seriously wrong with her.

[Entering the class]

Toko: Hi, Masaru.

Masaru: Hi, mom.