Incorrect Attack on Titan Quotes

Exactly as advertised

[littlerequiem]

Happy birthday to the one and only, Levi Ackerman 🤍

(aka Humanity's Cutest)

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Eren: We have fun, don’t we, Armin?

Armin: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.

[yaboylevi]

this is exactly the opposite in canon

Armin: the outside world is so fun, right Eren? Live a little!!

Eren: I have never been more depressed in my entire life.

[al3zthecat-blog]

Armin was a heretic first.

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Hange: Here you go, Captain, a nice hot cup of tea!

Levi: It’s cold.

Hange: Nice cup of tea.

Levi: It’s horrible.

Hange: Cup of tea.

Levi: It’s not even tea.

Hange: Cup.

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My favorite addition to this post, @snkislov

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Armin: Oh fiddle sticks! Oh diddly gee golly gosh goldarnit! That really ruffles my feathers! Really dills my pickle!

Eren: [crying in the corner] Please, just say fuck...

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Jean: Eren said I only have four days to live.

Marco: You’re sick?!

Jean: No, he just doesn’t like me.

Eren: I’ll fuck you up on Tuesday!

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Jean: I love saying ‘fuck me’ because it can either be sexual or self-loathing and those are two things that describe me perfectly.

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Levi: [to Zeke, probably] If you ever feel stupid or weak or powerless, just remember that I, am not. And I am out there, very dangerous and I am looking for you. Good luck.

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Hange: Am I a boy? Am I a girl? Who knows. But everybody finds me hot and that makes everybody gay.

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Levi: Do you know why I recruited you?

Eren: I assumed you’d lost a bet.

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Armin: How would you rate your pain?

Eren: 0/10

Armin: How-your arm is literally going the wrong way-

Eren: As in 0/10 would NOT recommend.

Armin:

Eren: Very not gucci, does not slap, no thanks.

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Eren: Lifehack - if you catch and fight the UPS guy and win you get to keep all the packages in the truck.

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spoilers for ch 109-onwards? i guess

Floch: Liking Eren Jaeger does not make you an actual Eren Jaeger fan.

Floch: Actual fans have done some of the following:

Floch: Changed their passwords to his name.

Floch: Have a room dedicated to him.

Floch: Came up with cute nicknames for him.

Floch: Stared at his ass.

Floch: Made him sexy suits to fit said ass.

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Floch: I have a parting gift for all of you. I printed ‘Time for Floch’s Opinion’ hoodies for you with your names on them.

Armin: Oh, that’s fun. So like, ‘Time for Armin’s Opinion’?

Floch: What are you, insane? No. It says ‘Time for Floch’s Opinion’ in large text on the back. And then your names are stitched really tiny on the front. I have to guess at some of the spelling.

Jean: [Reading name stitched on front] ‘Jean Kristin’?

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Eren: Looking back, I have no regrets.

Jean: You should.

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Jean: People tell me it’s wrong to choose to be gay.

Jean: Being gay isn’t a choice.

Jean: It’s a game, and I’m winning. I mean, have you seen my boyfriend?

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Eren: Helpful grammar tip: farther is for physical distance, further is for metaphorical distance, and father is for emotional distance.

Jean: Who hurt you?

Eren: Jean, did you not hear me?

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Eren: *peeling a banana* May I take your jacket? Haha.

Armin: Do you think other people can't hear you?