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Adine: Why can't the government just give us a bunch of money once we graduate?

Anna: The government is flawed and should be burned to the ground.

Player: I'll get the pitchforks.

#source: tumblr #angels with scaly wings #awsw #awsw adine #awsw anna #awsw the player

Izumi: Sometimes I really want to know what exactly is going on inside your head.

Player: As someone who lives here, I'd have to say you really, really don't.

#source unknown #angels with scaly wings #awsw #awsw izumi #awsw the player

Lorem: If I had a nickel for every time I got confused, I'd be like "where'd this nickel come from?" and then there'd be another nickel and I'd think "what's with the nickels?", leading to more nickels and confusion.

Lorem: Eventually, I'd be slowly crushed by nickels without ever knowing why.

#source: twitter #angels with scaly wings #awsw #awsw lorem

Maverick, deadpan: I’m so happy.

Adine: But you don’t look happy?

Maverick: I don’t smile a lot and lately when I do it hurts. But trust me, I’m happy.

#source: scrubs #angels with scaly wings #awsw #awsw maverick #awsw adine #submission

Anna: Just put the kettle on and make me a cup of tea.

Player: Sugar?

Anna: No, human, this isn't a brothel.

#source: wooden overcoats #angels with scaly wings #awsw #awsw anna #awsw the player

Remy: Why are there little hand prints on the wall?

Player, whispering to Amely: Why are there little hand prints on the wall?

Amely, whispering: Because I have little hands.

Player: Because she has little hands.

#source: twitter #angels with scaly wings #awsw #awsw remy #awsw the player #awsw amely #submission

Player: If God doesn't exist, why are all the dragons so cute?

Izumi:

Izumi: Are you going to draw four, or...

Player: I'd rather sell Reza to Satan for one gram of serotonin.

#source: tumblr #angels with scaly wings #awsw #awsw the player #awsw izumi

Sebastian: AAHHH!!! Somebody ate my donuts!

Player: Well, well, well. Looks like we have a real who-donut on our hands.

#source: animaniacs #angels with scaly wings #awsw #awsw sebastian #awsw the player #submission

Adine: You wake up one day with the ability to freeze time at will for as long as you want with no repercussions. What’s the first thing you do with your newfound powers?

Remy: Take a nap.

Adine: You just woke up.

Remy: …Take a nap.

#source: tumblr #angels with scaly wings #awsw #awsw adine #awsw remy #submission

Anna, pointing at Reza: Can I kill him?

Player: ...not in public.

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Anna, hoarsely: I think I'm losing my voice.

Ipsum: Ha! That means you can't yell at us anymore!

*later that day*

Ipsum: Turns out, Anna is scarier when she's quiet.

#source unknown #angels with scaly wings #awsw #awsw anna #awsw ipsum #submission

I only set you on fire a little bit. Grow up.

Anna, to Reza

#source: tumblr #angels with scaly wings #awsw #awsw anna #awsw reza

Anna: Bland, boring Remy.

Anna: If he was a spice, he’d be flour.

#source: bob's burgers #angels with scaly wings #awsw #awsw anna #submission

Okay, I'm not going to stand here and listen to you accuse me of things I clearly did.

Reza

#source: victorious #angels with scaly wings #awsw #awsw reza

Byrce: Yes, I’ve lost 3 PCs to viruses, and had my identity stolen 7 separate times, but maybe, just maybe, this time I’ll find a hot single in my area.

#source: tumblr #angels with scaly wings #awsw #awsw bryce #submission

Player: So they all really only go one way through time?

Izumi: Pretty much.

Player: ...poor fuckers.

#source: the mechanisms #angels with scaly wings #awsw #awsw the player #awsw izumi

Reza: What? It was a warning shot.

Player: You literally shot him in the face!

Reza: It was to warn everyone else.

#source unknown #angels with scaly wings #awsw #awsw reza #awsw the player #submission

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