Apr 27, 2023
"You've got mail"
Turns out painting is a lot of fun. I'm not Taran Fiddler yet, but I can definitely tell I'm improving.
AWSW is also pretty good so far.
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"You've got mail"
Turns out painting is a lot of fun. I'm not Taran Fiddler yet, but I can definitely tell I'm improving.
AWSW is also pretty good so far.
Lorem: How do you guys cope with mortality?
Anna: Violent outbursts.
Bryce: General sluttiness.
The player: Pretty sure I can't die.
Ipsum, buried in three comforters: I am the dragon taco. The beginning and the end of comfort. I am the couch potato, the king of sleepy, and the god of watching cartoons all day.
Lorem: You've been wrapped up like that for eight hours. You sure you're okay?
Ipsum: I'm stuck and I really have to pee.
Lorem: If I had a nickel for every time I got confused, I'd be like "where'd this nickel come from?" and then there'd be another nickel and I'd think "what's with the nickels?", leading to more nickels and confusion.
Lorem: Eventually, I'd be slowly crushed by nickels without ever knowing why.
Ipsum: Ah, yes, baguettes, the snakes of bread. We’ll take two of your freshest yeasty eels, good sir!
Zhong: What?
Lorem: Ignore him.
Lorem: My partner is too tall for me to kiss them on the lips, what should I do?
Anna: Punch them in the stomach, and when they double over in pain, kiss them.
Bryce: Tackle them.
Maverick: Dump them.
Player: NO TO ALL OF THOSE. JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN.
Player: You all think I ENJOY being mother hen to you?
Bryce:
Remy:
Lorem:
Anna:
Adine:
Player: Okay, fine, it's like crack to me.
Lorem: Hmm. I need to make more art for human characters in my game, but I've only ever seen two.
Ipsum: Well, the ambassador helped you before, right? You should just call them up... and say in a hot voice...
Ipsum: "Human... I need help with an... (audible wink)... illustration..."
Lorem: Oh my god! NO! Shut up!!
Ipsum: Fine! Give me their number! I'll do the hot voice!
Lorem: NO!! That's even worse!!