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Claire: I can't help it, I'm obsessed. Did I tell you about her hair?

Rachel, not paying attention: It's on her head, right?

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Firo, to Ennis: I just want to be friends.

Firo: Plus a little extra.

Firo: Also I love you.

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Firo: I am the kind of person that likes to think things through.

Maiza: Since when? I once saw you eat a marshmallow that was still on fire.

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I would die for her. I would kill for her. Either way, what bliss

Claire about Chane

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Victor: Firo, do you trust me?

Firo: Not particularly, no

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Claire: What was it you were hoping I’d bring to the table - quiet obedience? No. I bring the storm, I bring chaos and your imminent destruction. You made a mistake.

Gandor's Father: Claire, can’t we just have a normal dinner for once

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Ennis: [watching the news] Some idiot tried to fight a squid at the aquarium

Firo: [covered in ink] Maybe the squid was being a dick

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anxiety: aren’t you like...worried?

jacuzzi: about what?

anxiety: idk.

jacuzzi: oh my god you’re right

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Berga: Look at Keith. He’s pacing slowly. For him, that’s like a full-on rage-fueled freakout.

Berga: The only thing worse is when he stands perfectly still.

Berga: Oh, no. He’s standing perfectly still.

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Firo: Will you stick around and help me out?

Maiza: Firo, I’m sorry. I’m afraid I have a meeting.

Firo: Oh, you know, they called and canceled that meeting.

Maiza, to himself: He canceled my fake meeting…

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Elmer: Hello darkness, my old friend

Darkness: Aw man, not you again

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Jacuzzi: Nothing’s never happening to me. Never.

Nice: I know, I'm— Wow, you phrased that so weirdly.

Jacuzzi: I may have a concussion.

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Firo: Alright, so how should we split this jelly donut?

Claire: I’ll take the blood, and you take the skin!

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Berga: You call it “bad at darts”.

Berga: I call it “freestyle acupuncture”

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Ennis: are you sure about this?

Firo: absolutely not

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Luck: WHY AREN’T THE DISHES IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER?!

Berga, vacuuming: WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN

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fucking sick of people stumbling into the kitchen at 12-3 am asking me why the fuck i'm cooking. it's called Dark Lunch you absolute troglodyte. get with the program you fucking fool.

Graham