Incorrect Bioware Quotes

Because that's totally what they were thinking.

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Not all mages!

Anders - Dragon Age 2

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Shepard: I care about all people of the galaxy equally.

*later that day*

Shepard: I don't care about the council.

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I'm not a regular mom, I'm a cool mom.

Flemeth - Dragon Age

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With great hair, comes great responsibility.

Kaidan Alenko - Mass Effect

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Varric: Are you calling me a liar?!

Cassandra: Well I ain’t calling you a truther!

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Saren: Tell it to the cleaning lady on Monday.

Shepard: What?

Saren: Because you’ll be dust by Monday… because you’ll be pulverized in two seconds. The cleaning lady? She cleans up… dust. She dusts.

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This forest is old, very old... Old as balls."

Alistair Theirin, walking into the Brecilian Forest - Dragon Age: Origins

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Anders: “They made me get rid of Ser Pound-a-lot. And before you ask, he had the name for a reason.”

Merrill: “Oh? Was he a fat cat?”

Hawke: “… not exactly, Merrill.”

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First I'm going to have a little drinky. Then I'm going to execute the whole bally lot of you.

Knight-Commander Meredith - Dragon Age 2

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I just stumbled across your blog and I love it :D

you are the shining sun that lights up my days, friend

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He’s brought more people back to life than Jesus Christ.

Lirene [about Anders], Dragon Age 2

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Anders: Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I’m being repressed!

Meredith: Bloody mage!

Anders: Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That’s what I’m on about! Did you see her repressing me? You saw her, Didn’t you?

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Commander Shepard: You've found the Shadow Broker's lair??

Liara: What, like it's hard?

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Just the Facts

"Where's Isabela?"

"She's safe, just like I promised. She's all set to convert to the Qun, just like she promised. And you get to die for her, just like you promised. So we're all men of our word really... except for, of course, Isabela, who is in fact, a woman."

-Hawke and the Arishock

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Woohoo, big summer blowout!

Opold, Noveria merchant - Mass Effect

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Cross My Heart

"Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly."

-Varric Tethras to Cassandra Pentaghast

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Not It

"You're supposed to be dead!"

"Am I not?"

-Nathaniel Howe meeting Anders in the Deep Roads