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Eve | 🏳️‍⚧️ | 23yo | drug liker | weird fag

[extrogem]

Hi all!

I’m Eve!

I’m 20something, I love my wife (@tgirlwifeguy) and my geef (@2ndoldestpersonever), i’m a certified mad scientist, and I’m a gorgeous transfemme 😌

This blog is mostly other people’s stuff that i liked, but i’ve been posting more of my own lately. if I ever start consistently tagging things I’ll put a lil directory of that here but don’t hold your breath, i’m generally unorganized.

I like cars! I like motorcycles! I like cute transfemmes and beers you’d spit out! I play the saxophone and sometimes da banjo! I also love entheogens and other interesting classes of psychoactive compounds. feel free to DM me about any of the above.

I’m generally pretty good about keeping my insane ramblings (read: nsfw content) to my sideblog (@whoreliker) but i’m an imperfect beast so minors dni.

[extrogem]

went ahead and remade, go follow @butcherdyke

[butcherdyke]

hey, its ev. formerly @extrogem and @whoreliker

decided to consolidate my posting and remake. if you know me rb so my oomfs can find me <3

[9cl]

Driving around my town trying to find one single burger just one burger or a hot dog but Unfortunately everythings just rubble and twisted scaffolding upstretched and rotting and theres shit on fire and a big black ass sky

[stepwolfweredad]

Thinking about butch4butch intimacy. Like wrestling and rough housing are fun, but what about sitting in silence in the afternoon and then you turn your head and suddenly you see this beautiful woman who found the same comfort you did in embracing your own expression of masculinity and has felt the same scars as you and she's bathed in gold and in that moment all the irony and humor and playful acid dry in your throat. All the deflections you've both used as a crutch pales in the face of something genuine, undeniable. The amber is on her skin and in her beer bottle and reflecting from her teeth, you can't tell where the sun has gone because everything is blind in a moment of mutual understanding.

For the first time in a long time, your shoulders relax.

[kirbism]

*stretches cutely exposing my belly*

[kirbism]

[extrogem]

thinking i might remake. dunno why. feeling it a little

[iggykoopa666]

[sophie-frm-mars]

Several of my exes

[skittynation]

I’M LOSING MY MIND

[extrogem]

tgirls making reaction videos we have finally achieved trans equality in the burgeoning field of slop production

[tpwrtrmnky]

Love the sight of a random "cis guy" with classic online signs of noncommittal identity and presentation increasingly showing up in my notifications on a website, like a small scared animal slowly and cautiously approaching your outstretched hand with food in it, testing if it's safe to take the offer. Love seeing the following list slowly include more of my trans friends. It's like. Yes, it's safe, you're welcome here

[doppiopinkman]

Polnareff is such a funny character. He has a compelling motivation and is interesting when you look at him narratively but nearly every time there's an episode dedicated to him it's Jean Pierre Polnareff's official toilet tragedy number 57 where upon entering a bathroom stall Polnareff is transported into an evil death maze by the enemy stand user King Gizzard the Lizard Wizard and he must find all the hidden notes and escape the maze before time runs out or else King Gizzard the Lizard Wizard's stand Jeff the Killer will Jeff the Kill him. Meanwhile his friends are having lunch and going "huh. Polnareff's been in there for awhile, I wonder what's taking him so long." as if they don't already know.

[absoluteconceptofbeauty]

i want a mysterious source of income

[extrogem]

what’s for dinner my queer platonic ictalurid whom i hate

[t00thpasteface]

god i love the blue catfish so much. kind of a terrifying superpredator honestly. they like living in muddy water so their eyesight is dogshit, but they've got these huge barbels around their face to feel around, and their whole body is covered in almost two hundred thousand tastebuds to figure out exactly where their prey is, and they've got a special adipose fin to be extra tuned-in to water currents/pressure, and they have super keen senses of hearing at really low AND high frequencies, and they ALSO have a deeply forked tail to decrease drag so they can just cruise around and gulp down literally whatever they want, including other catfish, even in like zero-visibility water where every other animal is basically blind. and they get so fucking stupid huge with this technique that nothing can grab them because they're as big as a person. and if an eagle or something does grab one before it's gotten big enough to be eagle-proof, the catfish has fucking POISON KNIVES on its fins to not only stab things but also envenomate them in the process

you may not like it, but THIS is what peak performance looks like

[thewuzzy]

i’m obsessed with the mum from ponyo. driving single lane on a cliff edge? drift those turns in your nissan cube. husband has to work an extra shift? tell him to fuck off in morse code. pet fish turned into a child on your driveway? adopt her. town drowned in a tsunami? leave your 5 year old in charge, he’s the man of the house now

[brainrotdotorg]

ideal woman to me and i am not kidding

[poisonedcure]

SHE SHOULD BE AT THE CLUB

[lastoneout]

I don’t think the club could handle her

[extrogem]

been thinking a lot about taking more psychedelics lately, and like, a lot of them.

i have let the insidious weeds of the modern, ever-reinforced right wing puritanical culture grow over my mind until they’ve become a horribly interwoven carpet and i’ve fled to the upper canopy of my psyche for reprieve. the strangled ground bears no new life and only the well established vegetal scaffold can exist. but i must grow.

i simply don’t give a fuck about a lot of the things i’m doing. i like my girls and spending time at the lake. i like making things and being a shoulder to lean on.

good fucking god i don’t like corporate america. i don’t wanna be management, i don’t wanna dedicate the majority of my energy to regulatory compliance so some fuck six arbitrary hierarchical levels above me can have a boat and a beach house.

why do i let the specter of my reaganite mother dictate the trajectory of my life why can’t i just suck a girls dick and call her mommy and scrape by financially like i’m supposed to be doing