One Of The Many Possibilities

Incorrect quotes blog for Blazblue give me some submissions please and thank you! I'm also always open to general asks ^^ also pls check the submission rules! links for mobile users

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Amane, jumping out of a cake: Happy Birthday!

Bang: I was expecting a girl…

Amane: Twenty years we’ve known each other

Amane: And now you don’t wanna see me jump out of the cake

Amane: You insult me

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When I need your advice, I’ll give you the special signal, which is me being sectioned under the fucking Mental Health Act. Jin to Noel

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Kokonoe: (walks toward the cell where Noel, Tsubaki and Makoto are being held)

Makoto: Professor, thank God you’re here!

Kokonoe: Arrested for prostitution, I can’t believe it!

Noel: Oh, Professor Kokonoe, we’re innocent!

Kokonoe: I know that. I can’t believe these dumb cops would think anyone would pay money to sleep with you.

Noel, Tsubaki and Makoto: (gape in shock and offense)

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Taokaka: “Meteors are like shooting stars, we should be running, we should be making wishes meow! I wish for lots of food.” Ragna: “And I wish you take cover! *Drags Tao somewhere safe*” Taokaka: “How come your wish came true?”

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blazblue tag got killed for im assuming horny on main so just a psa from now on this blog (along with my other blazblue-oriented blogs) will be tagging stuff as blaz blue so at the very least ppl who were already on blazblue tumblr can look for them

hopefully the blazblue tag wont be killed forever but this is just how we'll make due for now

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Don't you guys hate it when you're playing minecraft, except you're not actually playing minecraft you're watching a minecraft let's play video, and you haven't left your room for 72 hours and you're starting to forget what the sun looks like?

Roy

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Terumi: "Hmmm... Perhaps next time, we should-"

Hazama: "Don't. ...Just don't."

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mkay so tumblr is being weird and posting the entire queue all at once at the nearest queued time so thats fun

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Makoto: If you had to, what would you give up, food or sex?

Tsubaki: Sex.

Jin: (deadpan) Seriously, answer faster.

Tsubaki: Oh, I’m sorry, honey. When she said “sex” I wasn’t thinking about sex with you.

Jin: (to Makoto) It's like a giant hug.

Makoto: Azrael, how about you? What would you give up, sex or food?

Azrael: Food.

Makoto: Okay, how about, um, sex or fighting?

Azrael: (blinks) Oh my God. It’s like Sophie’s Choice.

Kokonoe: What about you, Kagura? What would you give up, sex or food?

Kagura: Uh... oh... uh... I don’t know, it’s too hard.

Kokonoe: No, you gotta pick one.

Kagura: Uh, food. No, sex. Food! Sex! Food! Sex! I don’t know! Oh God, I want both! I want… I want girls on bread!

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fuckhands McMutsuki

Platinum: Why are your hands so freakishly big?

Kagura: Uh, I dunno, why are you so freakishly annoying?

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I had done the best I could to raise you. Have I been perfect? No. Do I know anything about children? No! Should I have picked up a book on parenting?! PROBABLY! Where was I going with this? I had a point…

Jubei, after learning Ragna injured himself when overusing the Azure Grimoire

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Kokonoe: now listen to me roy, i am talking directly into your ear now. i need you to do me a favor. you will do this for me. i need you to go to gamestop, and i need you to ask the bastard working the counter if they have bambi on the ps2. if you come back empty handed youll be in big trouble mister. you will never see the light of day.

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Kokonoe: I mean, small creatures are way more vicious. It’s because their anger has less space to be bottled up in.

Hibiki: Ridiculous. Give me one example of this.

Kokonoe: Spiders.

Jin: Wasps.

Makoto: Terriers.

Ragna: Rachel.

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"I'm at the top of the food chain, pizza rolls are at the bottom, you're in the middle so god help you"

Azrael

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Kagura, I swear you’d hit on a tree if I dressed it in a skirt! Tell me I’m wrong.

Makoto Nanaya

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Hibiki: Did you wash... The dishes?

Kagura: I thought... you wanted... to do that

Hibiki: hahaha... you were wrong!