Incorrect Bnha Quotes

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Sero: Okay I have this crazy theory...

Denki: go on...?

Sero: I don't think Todoroki was ever a kid.. I think he just, like, spawned.

Denki,smiling: Someone gets it!

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Uraraka: "Bakugo's nicknames can be kind of lazy sometimes, don't you think?"

Midoriya: "In what way?"

Uraraka: "I mean, he calls me Pink Cheeks and Kirishima Shitty Hair, which are just things about our appearance, and he calls Himiko Vamp, which is just short for vampire. At least Deku sounds like an actual nickname."

Midoriya: "Oh vamp isn't for vampire."

Uraraka: "It's not?"

Midoriya: "No it's because she's bisexual."

Uraraka: "What"

Midoriya: "What"

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Kaminari, frantic: This cat is sick! It has sores all over its stomach!

(Holds the cat up)

Literally anyone else: Those are its nipples

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Tsuyu: look it’s moss !

Bakugou: Like, the green shit???

Tsuyu: Yes.

Tsuyu: The green shit

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Mina: I don’t think Mitosis is real

Kirishima: Why do you think that?

Mina: I’ve never seen it

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Mina would listen to Weezer

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Izuku: *explaining how mammals don’t lay eggs*

Mina: …

Mina: Turtles are like chickens

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dekusquad responding to being stabbed by a knife

Iida: that is completely unorthodox and i must report you for this.

Todoroki: that's fair.

Uraraka: do you know how much i could get for this, why would you just throw it.

Deku: *muttering and furiously taking notes on their technique*

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Uraraka: I’m sorry! I just couldn’t keep my feelings to myself any longer!

Uraraka: Please accept my gift and go out with me!

Mina: Wait a minute! I was going to confess to him first!

Tsuyu: I thought I told you guys that I liked him, kero

Momo: I’m sorry but I like him too, his charming personality is what drew my attention.

Hagakure: I’ve had a crush on him all year!

Jirou: Yeah I’ve noticed you sneaking into his room and stealing his clothes

Jirou: So who are you going to choose, Mineta?

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I think Valentines Day is a good time to bring back my post from April Fools day

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Momo: How do you excel in school?

Iida: I just put on my lucky sweater and hoped for the best

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Aizawa: What are you doing?

Sero and Kaminari, shoving bird seed down a sleeping Tokoyami’s mouth: uhh

Sero:

Kaminari:

Sero: drugs

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Todoroki: Can’t we just warm this up in the mee-crow-wah-vay?

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Tokoyami: Crabs are cool but I like satan

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Mina, without prompting: Nya~

Bakugo: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME

Mina: 

Mina: Nya~

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Deku: Recovery Girl can have a small break from me in her office, as a treat <3

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Kaminari: My chicken dickin-

Kaminari: My chippin dippin-

Kaminari: My CHICKEN

Kaminari: DIPPIN’

Kaminari: DOTS.

Jirou: Those are chocolate, it doesn't even say chicken.

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Bakugo: If Deku doesn’t stop staring in my general direction I’m going to commit a hate crime.