Hidden Bureau Files

You can't prove I said that.... Haru, give me the phone... delete that!.... Haru!

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Dogs guard. Cats watch... and judge.

Muta

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Haru: Jail's no fun, I'll tell you that.

Muta: You've been?

Haru: Once, in monopoly.

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Haru: Guess I'm just too tough to cry.

Hiromi: Just today you were crying about snakes.

Haru: They don't have any legs!

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Baron: Tomorrow is another day!

Haru: Yeah, but it might be worse.

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Haru: I’m a girl!

Hiromi: What am I, a duck?

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Haru: You read my diary?

Muta: At first I didn't realize it was your diary. I thought it was a very sad hand-written book.

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The Cat King: The men hate me, don't they?

Natori: Just your guts, sir.

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Baron: *referring to Muta and Toto* Please excuse these two, they're themselves today.

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ur fav is problematic: Baron Humbert von Gikkingen

No one’s impressed with his cheesy light show

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Bonus:

Will stop for an outfit change before coming to save you from an unwanted marriage.

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Ok so I totally forgot I drew this a few years ago and I just found it in a bottom drawer

Baron ft. My shitty art skills!

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Haru: Are you crazy??

Baron: I wouldn't say crazy. Maybe an eccentric who looks good in a suit.

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Muta: Can I ask a dumb question?

Toto: Better than anyone I know.

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I’d say that if there’s anything I’ve learned from life, it’s that cats are better company than humans.

Haru

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Baron: You disappoint me.

Muta: Don't expect me to lose any sleep over it.

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Hey guys, sorry I haven’t been very active lately, I’ve been working my tushy off to make money for rent and school 😥😥😥 but I just paid off school fees so now I can relax! I'm putting some posts in my queue so don't worry! Everything will be back to normal soon!

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I may die at the hands of a super villain, but I refuse to die hungry. Let’s go get some pizza.

Muta, probably

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Baron: Doors have locks, locks need keys, which we don’t have. Let’s hope the doors are open.

Haru: And if not, there may be more than one way to skin a cat, if you’ll pardon the expression.

Baron: A most unpleasant metaphor. Please avoid it in the future.