Incorrect CBJ Quotes

Just a team of idiots

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Korpisalo: We all die. You either kill yourself or get killed in fifth overtime.

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Torts: Forwards? Forwards?

*CBJ forwards literally falling on the ice*

Torts: Oh my fucking god they’re fucking dead. 

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Hi, just wanted to ask if you are talking about p**ric K**e or is there another player I should unstan?

K*ne is a vile human being but M*tthews is the one who sexually harassed someone last summer

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I know this blog is pretty much dead, but can people who stan the dude who sexually harassed someone fuck off to the nasty abyss they crawled out from?

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Ryan Dzingel: Hey bro, can I get a sip of that water?

Josh Anderson: It's not water.

Ryan Dzingel: Vodka! I like your style.

Josh Anderson: It's vinegar.

Ryan Dzingel: Wha-

Josh Anderson, leaning forward: It's vinegar, pussy.

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Keith Kinkaid and Joonas Korpisalo: How do you know what's good for me?

John Tortorella: 'CAUSE THAT'S MY OPINION!!

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411 followers for a blog semi-dead.. jeez guys

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Nick Foligno: Hey Bob when’s your birthday?

Sergei Bobrovsky: Bold if you to assume I was born

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Seth Jones: Are you okay bro?

Zach Werenski: *looking off into the distance* In theory.

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Brandon Dubinsky: I’m just a snail and God is salting me

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Brandon Dubinsky, to Ovechkin: Kick Crosby’s ass for me.

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Every CBJ fan: What are you?

Josh Anderson: An idiot sandwich..

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Jack Johnson: People say I can't do what I love without college.

Jack: I don't need no degree to become a clothing hanger!

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Pierre-Luc Dubois: Look dad, it's the good kush!

Nick Foligno: This is the dollar store, how good could it be?

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Pierre-Luc Dubois: How much money do you have?

Josh Anderson: Oh, like 69 cents.

Pierre-Luc: Oop, you know what that means ;)

Josh, tearfully: I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets.

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Interviewer: So Artemi, how are you enjoying playing for the Blue Jackets?

Artemi Panarin: Oh, it has been amazing! I love my new line mates and team! Although I do sorta miss my old teammates; Jonathan Toews, Corey Crawford, Artem Anisimov, and *looks at smudged writing on hand* Shittake Dane.

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sorry this account has been so inactive, I’ve somewhat lost motivation on it to actually try and find quotes. So if you’d like to keep this blog alive, submit me quotes.