Crack Chat

Hi I'm mod Neko as well as a character you'll see in the quotes! This is an incorrect quote tumblr for an rp server called character chat on discord. This is mostly for my friends for the heck of it but if you ever wanna join the server just ask me for a link! Btw icon of me done by a friend of mine as well as the boat and stuff for the header, @cozylittleartblog so check them out! The images Photoshoped onto it were drawn by @mahoukiiro! ~💜

[novaneko]

New Cool Amino!

Hey guys I opened an amino where people can share edits and art they make for ocs and all kinds of fandoms! It's a fun little space for people to hangout and be creative with each other, I'd love it if you joined!~💜

http://aminoapps.com/invite/J5CH517PJV

Fandom Arts & Edits Amino Amino

｀All fandoms and edits are welcome ´

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Desma: When you've grown up in this dimension for as long as I have, you develop a thick skin.

Some guy on the street: Grey is not your colour!

Desma: Grey bRINGS OUT MY EYES YOU ASSHOLE-

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Sebastian: Without ugly in this world, nothing would be beautiful.

Nekami: Thank you for your sacrifice.

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[airhorn sound]

[second airhorn sound]

Ando: This isn't deodorant.

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Desma: I know I’m a real asset.

Psycho Emily: You’re only off by two letters.

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Isaac: Would you date a girl that’s shorter than you?

Lance: No.

Isaac: Don’t you think that’s a bit shallow?

Lance: I’m gay, Isaac.

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Nekami: Okay, if anyone asks who we are: I’m the leader, Noah is my number two, Ando's our combat strength, Kiiro’s our intelligence and Sebastian is our canary.

Sebastian: Canary?

Nekami: We send you in first, and if you die we know the room is dangerous.

Sebastian: Gee, Thanks.

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Sebastian: Guys, we’re out of candy.

Ferno: What? Already? There’s only been like three kids.

Sebastian: Yeah, I know, but one little girl told me she loved me so I just gave her everything.

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Nekami: What's it called when you shoot someone on Halloween?

Nezumi: Trigger treating.

Nekami: No, it’s called homicide.

Nezumi: Trigger treating.

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Queen: Gee, Neko doesn't seem very excited for Halloween this year...

Queen: [reads Nekami's mind]

Nekami's mind: 🎃👦BOYS AND GIRLS👧🎃OF EVERY AGE🎃🕸WOULDN’T YOU LIKE🎃⚰TO SEE 👀🎃SOMETHING STRANGE🎃🎱COME WITH US🎃🔫AND YOU WILL SEE🎃🔪THIS OUR TOWN OF🎃🔮HALLOWEEN🎃☠

Queen: What the fuck

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Phoenix: Hey, what time is it?

Desma: Don’t know, pass me the recorder.

Desma: [plays recorder loudly]

Psycho Emily: WHO THE FUCK IS PLAYING THE RECORDER AT 2AM?

Desma: It’s 2am.

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Sebastian: Don’t panic, I’m in charge!

Noah: That’s why we’re panicking.

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Emily, watching the news: Some idiot tried to fight a squid at the aquarium.

Desma, covered in ink: Maybe the squid was being a dick.

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Ando: Ferno put salt in my coffee because I annoyed him, but I'm going to continue to drink it because I'm petty and won't let him win.

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Juliet: I owe you my life.

Kiiro: No thanks, I’ve seen it. I’m not impressed.

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Phoenix, at Desma's funeral: Can I have a moment alone with him?

Pastor: Of course.

Phoenix, leaning over the coffin: Look, I know you’re not dead.

Desma: Yeah, duh.

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Rui: Why are you calling me this late?

Noah: I need your help. I’ve done something bad, very bad.

Rui: Put the corpse on ice, I’m on my way.

Noah: What? No, it’s not– why wOULD I–