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the next person who offers me charity or pity will be mentioned by name in my suicide note.

drake walker

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prince: hey, everybody! i got some awesome news. we have a new court member today, main character. so i thought it would be fun if we all went around and said our name and a little something about ourselves. i’ll start. my name is prince, and i like to party. all right, maxwell, you're up.

maxwell: uh, hi. uh, my name is maxwell, and uh... i like to party.

prince: uh, no, maxwell. i just said that i party, so maybe you could do something different from me.

maxwell: my name is maxwell, and i... am the heir to the cordonian throne.

prince: you know what? let’s move on. drake, you're up.

drake: uh, hello! i’m drake, and i like to party.

prince: yeah, uh, drake, what did i just say to maxwell?

drake: who?

prince: maxwell!

hana: i like to party. i’m prince.

prince: no! you’re hana!

hana: right, hana. i party.

prince: no, no, you don't. okay, nobody parties but me.

maxwell: yes, and we party.

prince: no!

drake: yeah, just prince...

prince: yes!

drake: and me.

prince: no! I'm the only one who parties!

hana: i’m pretty sure i’ve partied before.

prince: no, hana, i know for a fact you don't party. okay? you do not party!

hana: you’re right. maxwell’s the party guy.

maxwell: haha, sweet!

prince: oh, my god, shut up! okay? i’m just gonna do it for you.

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Danny Gonzalez wears the Yikes Wasted Summer Tee (SOLD OUT) in Guava Juice Is Out Of Control

Also appears in: BANG and These Guys Again ("Up" But Everything Is Even Worse)

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skye: ajay, i think you should play the role of my father.

ajay: i don't wanna be your father.

skye: that's perfect. you already know your lines.

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danni: parker, i know your intentions are good. but aren't police a force that maintains the status quo for the wealthy elite? don't you think we should attack social problems instead of jamming people into overcrowded prisons?

parker:

parker: look, danni! it's mcgriff the crime dog.

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Pixelberry Studios Presents: The Royal Romance

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noah: i am...so sorry for the way i treated all of you while i was under jane's spell.

ava: oh, you mean like when you forced us into a potentially fatal game of are you scared?

noah: yeah. i...i'm most ashamed of that.

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maria: let's remember why we're doing this. if our work helps one kid make better choices, then it will all be worth it.

michael: we're happy to do this for you. but berry high's had plenty of shows like this, and i think sitting through them drove me to drugs.

maria: you don't count michael, you don't respond to anything appropriately.

michael: thank you!

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Danny Gonzalez wears a Georgia Tech Sweatshirt (no longer available) in Spookley And The Christmas Kittens Is A Confusing Trainwreck

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maxwell: main character, bertrand, everything's gonna be just fine. now go upstairs, pack your bags. we're gonna start a new life under the sea.

bertrand: maxwell, that's your solution to everything, to move under the sea! it's not gonna happen!

maxwell: not with that attitude.

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that means you haven’t known the triumphs and defeats, the epic highs and lows of high school football.

caleb

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stacy: what's this?

lucas: study group! exams are in a month, in case you forgot

ava: you mean in case she's been distracted by all the murders

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olivia: you can’t kick me out of court! i'm a nevrakis!

prince: you don't have to make a scene. just come downstairs, and we can have a little talk.

olivia: oh, i'll make a scene. right in front of the cordonian press. and the first thing i'm gonna say is "wandering hands!"

prince: come on, olivia. you know what it's been like for the past few months, ever since the tariq and mc thing. half the country still doesn't trust me. look, i can't have a scandal, i'm losing the crown.

olivia: well, kick out one of this lot! kick drake! he just sits there all day, i don't know what he does all day. sorry, drake. actually, i'm not sorry, what DO you do all day?

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prince: drake. check it out. lythikos rum. so strong it’s banned there. banned in lythikos, drake. let that concept sink in.

drake: you enjoy, i’ll be leaving early.

maxwell: oh?

drake: yeah, sorry, i got an invite to the opening of a new club. look at this place, it’s like it was designed for me.

maxwell: it was. i made that in photoshop and mailed it to you a month ago so you’d keep tonight open on your calendar.

drake: there’s no such thing as the “single malt platinum boobs and billiards club?”…i guess i never said it out loud.

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drake: check it out. I got you a clownfish.

maxwell: i don't want some janky freshwater bitch fish, drake. i want a lionfish.

drake: let's cut through the crap, okay, maxwell? we both know what you really want is MC.

maxwell: MC the woman?

drake: yeah.

maxwell: you can't put a woman in a fish tank, drake. that doesn't make any sense. if there was one thing that stood between you and happiness...don't you think i'd help you? no matter how stupid it was?

drake: you're right, maxwell. if i was doing something stupid, you'd be involved.

maxwell: you're damn right i would be. and i would probably be there to make it even stupider. now, i'm going to walk out that door, and i'm gonna pursue the object of my dreams. if you don't wanna join me, i'll carry that weight alone.

drake: fine, i'm in. let's get you a lionfish. where do we start?

maxwell: start at the source.

drake: the ocean?

maxwell: that's an even better idea.