Incorrect Clay Kids Quotes

on second thought those kids probably said these things

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Robbie: Look, do you have any, um... caffeine pills or coffee? Maybe some coke?

Carol: ...

Robbie: I meant the soda!

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Motor: Well, someone thought it would be a great idea to throw our backup plan off a bridge.

Robbie: It was on FIRE!

Motor: YOU CAUSED THE FIRE!

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Motor: It's okay to ask for help.

Albert: You're not a burden.

Robbie: Murder is okay.

Jessi: Your feelings matter.

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Motor: I’m genuinely surprised you haven’t gotten arrested, let alone gotten a felony yet.

Robbie: Nat 20 Charisma.

Motor: That is NOT how that works.

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Motor: I'm never having a debate with Carol again. She literally started her argument with "Riddle me this."

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Naomi: Do you want to be the Sun in my life?

Flippy: Yes.

Naomi: Good, then stay 92,935,700 miles away from me.

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Frank: Look, you didn't ask for my opinion, but I'm old, so I'm giving it anyway.

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Naomi: Great news, I just got a date!

Robbie, Motor, and Flippy, who just had an argument: *leaving the room, screaming at each other*

Naomi: Well, excuse me for trying to have a life!

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Carol: Where's Robbie, Jessi, and Flippy?

Motor: They're playing hide and seek.

Carol: Where?

Motor: I don't think you get how this game works.

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Carol: I have feelings for you.

Robbie: Why? What's wrong with you? Are you sure you're okay?

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Flippy: We’re going to a candy store?

Motor: No! It’s nighttime, candy stores are closed.

Robbie: We’re gonna ROB a candy store?!

Motor: No!

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Albert: Jessi isn’t picking up on my hints.

Motor: What hints have you given her?

Albert: Well, I think about her a lot. And sometimes I even think about talking to her.

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Jessi: Things will get better! ...Okay, maybe they won’t. But they will be terrible in new and interesting ways!

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Carol: Naomi… How do I begin to explain Naomi?

Flippy: Naomi is flawless.

Jessi: I hear her hair's insured for $10,000.

Motor: I hear she does car commercials… in Japan.

Robbie: One time she punched me in the face… it was awesome.

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Jessi: You know what I learned from my friendship with Naomi?

Carol: There's no such thing as too mean?

Albert: Never let your friends know for sure if you like them?

Motor: Always hold a grudge?

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Carol, watching Robbie and Flippy fight: Are you sure they should be fighting? What if they get hurt?

Motor, not bothered by the chaos: It’s fine. They’re too evenly matched to hurt each other.

Carol: Then... who’s the strongest out of you three?

Robbie: Motor.

Flippy: Motor.

Motor: Me.

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Albert: Did you know that apparently, if you try to act normal, the normalness doesn't come through, but the acting does? And did you know, apparently, everyone can smell this on you like a bloodhound?