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"I don't have a sugar daddy. I've never had a sugar daddy. If I wanted a sugar daddy, yes, I could probably go out and get one because I am what? Sickening! You could never have a sugar daddy because you are not that kind of girl. Baby everything I've had, I've worked for and I have gotten myself. I built myself from the ground up. Oh, you BITCH!"
—John Kreese, probably
Aisha: I'm gonna fix this my way. I am going to kill Sam...
Tory: *excited gasp*
Aisha: ...with kindness.
Tory: *frowns in disappointment*
Johnny: what happened??!?
Dutch: Do you want the long version or the short version?
Johnny: I don’t- short??
Dutch: Shit's fucked.
Johnny: Okay, long.
Dutch: Shit's very fucked.
Tory: I don’t want to be strong like man who look pretty. I want to be strong like bitch who fight bear in the forest
Dutch: Did you just call me a shrimp, you asshole?! I'm still growing, dammit!
Johnny: I don't even think DUTCH made a fool of himself last night...
Tommy: You're aware he lit himself on fire, right?
Johnny: The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me.
Bobby: Do you even hear yourself?
Johnny: I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
Dutch: I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Daniel: I can hear the macaroni cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Dutch: I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Johnny: I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
Kreese: I would like your undivided attention, please.
Dutch: You couldn't handle my undivided attention.
I forgot that Johnny is canonically an Air Force Veteran
i’m sorry, what?
Never trust the KK/CK wiki!
The TKK/CK wiki is made of lies.
Johnny, to Dutch: If she is already in your room, she's not gonna turn around and leave just because you left your socks on the floor
Tommy: yeah...its the socks stuffed in your underwear that cause the disappointment.
Dutch: hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
Tommy: not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
Dutch: i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
Jimmy: seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable
Dutch: They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Tommy: Johnny had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”
