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whats a little love between a hero and his favorite villain

[elivanto]

Barry: I can fit my whole world into my hands

Len: That’s not possible

Barry: *cups Len’s face*

Len: *whispers* I have a reputation

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Barry: Leonard kissed me, and at first, I was really pleased … and then I realized he just kissed me to steal my wallet. Kind of a letdown.

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Barry: I got my wallet back and nothing is missing, but I did find this slip of paper inside that just has a phone number and the words “call me” with a winky face next to it. What does it mean?!

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Barry: Leonard kissed me, and at first, I was really pleased . . . and then I realized he just kissed me to steal my wallet. Kind of a letdown.

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Barry: I got my wallet back and nothing is missing, but I did find this slip of paper inside that just has a phone number and the words "call me" with a winky face next to it. What does it mean?!

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Barry: Leonard kissed me, and at first, I was really pleased . . . and then I realized he just kissed me to steal my wallet. Kind of a letdown.

[kateera]

Leonard Snart / Coldflash Text Posts

[kateera]

reblogged to add the last one XD

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Barry: I've been leaving expensive things in plain sight to see if Leonard will steal them so I can catch him red-handed, but the only things that ever seem to go missing are my clothes. What does it mean?!

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Leonard: I've stolen enough things from enough people that I could retire and live extravagantly for several lifetimes, but that, dear Flash, is just not my style.

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Leonard: I've been increasing the height of Barry's work chair and desk by a millimeter every day to make him think he's getting shorter. It's been three months and he's starting to doubt his sanity.

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Barry: When I let Leonard steal my heart, I should have known he would one day steal my last pizza pop out of the freezer. I'm not sure I can ever recover from this betrayal.

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Barry: First, Leonard stole the Kahndaq Dynasty diamond. And then he stole my heart.

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Leonard: Now, I know what you're thinking. How did I, a humble supervillain, commit the most daring and successful heist of all by stealing the heart of Central City's savior, the Flash? It's a tale of cunning, romance, heartache, and woe. You see—

Taco Bell drive-thru attendant: Sir, can I please just take your order?

Leonard: . . . I'll take two Crunchwrap Supremes and a Wild Strawberry Freeze, please.

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Lisa: Lenny thinks he's smooth, but he's actually just a simp for the Flash.

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Barry: For my birthday, Leonard just giftwrapped and gave me back all the things he'd stolen from me in the past year.

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Leonard: Now, I could do the respectable thing and ask the Flash out on a date. But where would be the fun in that?

Leonard: No, I think I'll derail a train. He'll get the message.

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Leonard: The most important part of being a supervillain is having style. If you don't have style, you're not supervillain material. Go back to robbing the cashiers at K-Mart.

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Leonard: Sometimes Barry tries to use electronics at super speed and then gets upset when they can't keep up with him. He set the TV remote on fire trying to click through the channels once. He pouted for a week.