#drevyn

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Drevyn: Self-care is drinking 17 cups of coffee and swordfighting the spirit of a woman who tried to kill you on a mountaintop during a thunderstorm in the middle of the night

Sapphire: Uh...

Drevyn: We can't all be neurotypical, Sapphire.

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Drevyn: I dunno, maybe the horrors would be less daunting if we were holding hands

Blair: With each other or with the horrors?

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Drevyn: I can’t believe you assassinated the lord!

Cas: Well, “assassinated” implies it was politically motivated. I killed him cause he was an ass, so technically it’s just murder.

Drevyn: ...

Drevyn: That’s not better!

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Drevyn: This coffee is like making love in a canoe.

Blair: Is it really that good?

Drevyn: No, it's fucking close to water.

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Drevyn: You know, I'm starting to think there's no way out of here.

Sapphire: Like I always say: when one door closes...

Sapphire, drawing her maul: Choose a nearby wall and bash it in with brute force!!

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Blair: I'll make the coffee just like you!

Drevyn: Bitter? Tasteless? Not up to society's standards?

Blair: I meant sweet...

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Volo: Nothing in life is free.

Blair: Friendships are free!

Drevyn: Knowledge is free.

Cas: Everything is free if you run fast enough.

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Drevyn: [lighting romantic candles and spreading rose petals on the bed]

Blair: Oh, what spell are we doing?