Incorrect Cornetto Quotes

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[the-soupytwist]

[whosthatknocking]

Hot Fuzz (2007), dir. Edgar Wright

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Nicholas: I'm proud to identify as morosexual. I'm attracted to dumbasses and dumbasses exclusively.

Danny: Is it true that there's a point on a man's head where if you shoot it, it will blow up?

Nicholas, already taking off his stab vest: Danny, you're so fucking stupid

[hatchizero]

After work on Christmas night.

Nicholas “So.. I have something I want to give you today.

Danny” I have something, too!

Ready? After 3. 1、2、3..”

[coveredwithsnow]

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What everyone gets for Christmas

Shaun; red pens. Stocking? Made out of red pens.

Ed; weed probably.

Nicholas; a rubber duck (and inside joke between him and Danny.) Stocking? A light switch so he can "switch off".

Danny; a mini freezer. To hold all his cornettos! Stocking? A bunch of his favorite flavored cornetto.

Gary; weed or cases of alcohol. Stocking? Candy probably, a sign from Andy for him to stop smoking and drinking.

Andy; pens. Sharpies. Paper. Business things. Stocking? A shirt from Gary that says, "I love a pot head".

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I've been seeing these two on my dash here and there

I thought they seemed familiar and then I finally figured it out

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Gary: So I'm supposed to sit here and believe everything you're tell me is right?!

Nicholas: Yes!

Gary: Bullshit!

Nicholas: Gary, I've literally found you under the influence, found drug bags all over your car. What I'm telling you is facts! I can prove everything!

Gary: but you're not taking me to jail!

Nicholas: You have no idea how much I wish I was.

[his-shining-tears]

Untitled Goose Game (2019)

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Social Media Platforms

I've had this thought. If the cornetto trilogy characters had social media platforms, where would they be? This will only be for Simon and Nick's characters! But feel free to add or switch things up if anyone has different thoughts!

Shaun [100% uses TikTok]

Ed [Probably throwing out "woke" things on Twitter... or making shitposts.]

Nicholas Angel [barely uses social media, maybe a quick scroll through facebook]

Danny Butterman [all over the place. Mainly likes taking "police aesthetic" pictures for insta. Will occasionally share funny things on tumblr or twitter]

Gary King [the weirdest blog you can find on tumblr. Everyone thinks he's a soft boy since he doesn't post selfies]

Andy Knightley [maybe a casual scroll through Facebook. 100% has a secret TikTok, doesn't post anything just there to like videos.]

[sweetbouquetartisane]

[kitty4president]

hi welcome to my paw patrol au where i delete absolutely everything there is to it & remake hot fuzz as dogs instead

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Danny: Nicholas, look at these rainbow pencils I got!

Nicholas: That's gay.

Danny: ...

Nicholas: ...

Danny: Nicholas, we've been dating for two years—

[autistichalfblood]

emotionally cold character: i don't do relationships

pure cinnamon roll character: *exists*

emotionally cold character: shit

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Okay but when Danny said "Policeman-officer" and Nicholas just smiled. THAT is literally the moronsexual meme brought to life.

You're absolutely right.

There's no way Nicholas couldn't have fallen in love with the different names Danny seemed to give things. And I bet that at one point, they make it into a game so Nicholas can "switch off" and just relax for a moment. So they take Policeman-officer to a whole new level. This is the kind of stuff I live for.