a peck of pomegranates

i’m a gay little goldfish in a guppy pond i guess . i love my trans friends 🏳️‍⚧️ officially mid-twenties she/her enjoy

[steveyockey]

no “carrd.” you learn things about me based on what you can piece together from the vague details of my life I disclose in rare moments of vulnerability

[kokutenn]

[avalonjoan]

Love that you’re making it clear exactly what physical demands this job has, but could you possibly, potentially, phrase it differently?

[sternfleck]

My resume

[larval-tear]

dude i think i might be The Other

[forbiddenpebble]

my pet waymo was feeling sad and understimulated so i let it chase a toddler thru the sam's club parking lot

[phorusrhacidae-lesbian]

little miss auditory processing disorder would like you to repeat what you just said then immediately respond to you before you finish

[purplemuskrat]

"I asked chatgpt-" well I asked three witches putting weird shit in a cauldron and they said that none of woman born shall harm me, so.

[naomibug]

the worst read is when im in a joking funny mood with someone and they tell me i should start a podcast. i know youre trying to be nice but damn if that doesnt absolutely destroy any shred of dignity i had left.

[c-kiddo]

me when im pretty pretty princess

[pregnanthudsonwilliams]

not naming names but some of you are so creative and talented it's an honor to have you in my phone

[micromontage]

when it wasn't meant to be 🤣🤣 but the potential of possibility still plagues you 🤔

[big-nothing]

[gondorrevealparty]

Polycules should be able to trade people like sports teams do

[gondorrevealparty]

Listen -- you're a good defender and your pussy is fantastic, but that's not what our team needs right now. We're trading you to Greater Boston in exchange for someone who has a car.

[grannybobo]

dumbass (affectionate)

[fullofsoupp]

grocery shopping (just farcille being wives)

[ceruleanheaven]

[very clearly indulging the urge] im fighting the urge

[nlog-sama]

i dont know what love island is but from what ive heard its like danganronpa for people that use snapchat

[beebfreeb]

Nothing there.