accurate, completely true

things said by the cosmic gays, I mean cosmic girls.

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bonseo

Eunseo: H-

Bona: OH MY GOD SHUT UP JUST SHUT UP LEAVE ME ALONE WHY YOU ALWAYS TALKING AND SHIT 

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Mei Qi: You have eye bags.

Cheng Xiao: They're Gucci.

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Exy: I’ve got this completely under control.

Dawon: Is that why everything is on fire?

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Mei Qi: I just want to cuddle with Dawon 23/7.

Cheng Xiao: Why not 24?

Mei Qi: Snack breaks.

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Yeonjung: I hope you know what you’re doing.

Yeoreum: Yeah, me too.

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[While on a dinner date]

Eunseo: Are you having fun?

Cheng Xiao: Yes, I am.

Eunseo, handing menu back to waiter: Alright. I will also have the fun.

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Xuan Yi: Wanna hang out? When are you free?

Bona: I'm never free, $50 per hang out.

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Soobin: You better not try me, I’m not holding back!

Seola: The hell are you gonna do? Fight my knees?

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Yeoreum: You make me so angry so quickly it's remarkable.

Dayoung: I only said 6 words.

Yeoreum: And yet here I am boiling over with rage.

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Exy: come here.

Eunseo: okay

Eunseo [to herself]: they know everything. I knew that this would happen. I should have deleted everything. I knew it. I’m done for, what should I say? Just deny everything.

Exy: how do you turn on Netflix?

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Bona: [Walks into an art museum]

Bona: I’m here to donate myself.

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Luda: I can’t. I really can’t do this anymore.

Cheng Xiao: What’s wrong?

Luda: I accidentally agreed to binge watch Barbie movies with Dawon.

Cheng Xiao: How do you “accidentally” agree to that?

Luda: She was upset that I don’t pay attention to her.

Luda: But then I stopped paying attention so I didn’t hear the part about the thingy that she wanted to do…

Cheng Xiao: So you just said yes?

Luda: Well I didn’t want her to think I wasn’t paying attention again or she’ll get upset.

Cheng Xiao: Have you considered actually paying attention to her?

Luda: We’re binge watching Barbie movies.

Cheng Xiao: Good point.

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Bona: Ever since I began jogging it’s like my skin has been… crying

Exy: It’s called sweat

Bona: It’s called gross

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Exy: we should have never let the kids out on their own

Xuan Yi: they are free now

Bona: WHERE DID YOU LEAVE THEM

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Exy: Christmas gets so much harder as you get older.

Exy: “What do you want for Christmas?” I don’t know?

Exy: Financial Security? A stable job?

Seola: A nap would be nice.

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Dawon: What are you going to bring to Christmas dinner?

Luda: My negative attitude and sparkling personality.

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[Eunseo on Christmas Day, going around while hiding something behind her back]

Eunseo: Oh Cheng Xiao! What a coincidence! [Pulls the mistletoe from behind her back and holds it over her and Cheng Xiao’s heads.] Now we have to kiss.

Eunseo: [Repeats the action with the 11 other girls.]