Incorrect Dance of the Phoenix

Exactly what it says in the title

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I find both Lord Demon’s brief hesitation before touching Mingye and Mingye’s what-the-fuck side-eye to be hilarious

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May I have your attention please?

I’m bored with tumblr now. Thanks for all the fun and laughter. Sorry I couldn’t make it to 50 instalments of “Yi City Disaster Crew as Text Posts”. Also, “Xue Yang Retells…” on my sideblog @adventuresofmingyang will go unfinished. Sorry about that. It’s just way too time consuming.

I’ll be leaving my tumblr and sideblog untouched so you guys and anyone who might find them in the future can enjoy my comedic original content.

Bye!

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Dance of the Phoenix as Text Posts Part 9 | Part 8

Can I get a round of applause for including characters other than Yu Mingye this time? I really tried not to be consumed by his pretty face.

Did you know the act of throwing someone out of the window is called defenestration.

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You done fucked up Feng Wu

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Repost @incorrectdanceofthephoenix

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Don’t worry, it’s still me. I just moved it from one side blog to another, no stealing or reposting going on here, I promise.

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Making this gif without sound my mind filled in the void...

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Dance of the Phoenix as Text Posts Part 8: Yu Mingye Deserved Better Edition | Part 7

(This post could also be known as:

Yu Mingye - A Tragedy

101 Parenting Tips by Lord Demon

Someone Please Love Me: A Novel by Yu Mingye

Yu Mingye’s Application To Be Adopted

101 Ways To Disappoint Your Evil Father by Yu Mingye

Ouch: Yu Mingye’s Autobiography

We Should Probably Call Child Protection Services )

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Dance of the Phoenix as Text Posts Part 7 | Part 6

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Dance of the Phoenix as Text Posts Part 6 | Part 5

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Dance of the Phoenix as Text Posts Part 5 | Part 4

I love how Feng Wu isn’t afraid to stuff her face. My kinda girl.

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Dance of the Phoenix as Text Posts Part 4 | Part 3

I love Wang Haoxuan’s eyebrows btw

And I’m not saying Xu Kaicheng is old - but he’s 30 and they tried to pass him off as a teenager

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Dance of the Phoenix as Text Posts Part 3 | Part 2

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Dance of the Phoenix as Text Posts Part 2 | Part 1

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Dance of the Phoenix as Text Posts Part 1

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Tis just a flesh wound

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It’s a plan more cunning than a fox who’s just been appointed professor of cunning at Oxford University

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Totally fine.

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This memory will still keep Mingye awake with paralysing embarrassment when he’s 80