Incorrect Seven Deadly Sins

I post incorrect seven deadly sins quotes pretty much every day, feel free to send in requests! Thanks for 400 followers!! 

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Ban: Don't be wholesome, it makes me feel like a prick.

Meliodas: Feel like?

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Elaine: How did you know I was going to propose???

Ban: King hasn’t been able to look at me all month without crying..

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Elizabeth before regaining her memories: I hate you!!

Meliodas: Fine, have an enemies to lovers arc with me, nerd.

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Merlin: This tree is completely hollow inside but still totally alive. Wow.

Meliodas: Me too bitch you ain’t special.

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Ban: Fuck!

King: We’ve got to work on your cursing.

Ban: Why? I think I’m pretty good at it already.

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Gowther: I’m bored. Let’s play this fun game I just came up with.

King: What is this game exactly??

Gowther: Minute to win it.

Merlin: Oh okay, what do we have to do?

Gowther: Break as many laws as possible in one minute.

King: ..

Merlin: ..

Gowther: The first one to get arrested wins!

For @tounge-twist-nezushi

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Slader: *wears a lighter shade of black*

Gowther: I see you’re bringing out the spring colours.

For @tounge-twist-nezushi (I’ll post the second part of your request tomorrow <3)

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Elaine: I’m dating Ban.

King: I always knew your standards were low, but not that low.

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Escanor: You were supposed to do something about the raccoon living under the porch.

Meliodas: I did! I named him Lord Moseby, he likes fruit loops.

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Meliodas: Well, me and Ban are off to do something stupid.

King: Hold the fuck up.

King: Not without me.

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Diane: How petty can you get?

Merlin: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.

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Diane: Every time I see King, my heart clenches up and I get all nervous..

Gowther: Don’t get close to him again, you this may be an allergic reaction.

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King: Hey, ask me why I love Diane.

Ban: *sighs*

Ban: Why do you love Diane?

King, pulling out a 200 slide PowerPoint presentation and a 50 page essay: ai’m so glad you asked!

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Ban: *pours weird looking liquids into his coffee* I’m gonna die *chugs*

Diane: ..

King: ..

Escanor: ..

Gowther: ..

Merlin: ..Mood

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Merlin: I am NOT a child! Stop calling me a “baby”. I can take care of myself.

Escanor: Okay, okay.

Escanor: ..

Escanor, softly: Would you like me to help you with your experiments?

Merlin: ..yes please

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Gowther: Hey King..

King: H-

Gowther: Wait, hold on, give me your hoodie a sec.

King: .. *gives it to him*

Gowther: *buries his head in gay* thanks

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The Sins: *all sitting in the Boar Hat and doing their own respective activites*

Meliodas: RA RA RASPUTIN

Ban: LOVER OF THE RUSSIAN QUEEN, THEY PUT SOME POISON INTO HIS WIIIINE, RA RA RASPUTIN, RUSSIA’S GREATEST LOVE MACHINE, HE DRANK IT ALL AMD SAID HE FELT FIIIIIIINE

Diane: RA RA RASPUTIN, LOVER OF THE RUSSIAN QUEEN, THEY DIDN’T QUIT THEY WANTED HIS HEAAAAAD

Gowther: RA RA RASPUTIN, RUSSIA’S GREATEST LOVE MACHINE, AND SO THEY SHOT HIM TILL HE WAS DEAAAAAD

Merlin: Meliodas, what did you do?

Meliodas: A very poorly planned social experiment.