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Emily: Okay, we’ve been out here for two hours and we haven’t seen any comets. Can we go now? I mean, Derek's getting chilly.

[She walks over to where Derek is bundled up in a big coat and shivering.]

Derek: (with a quivering voice) No, I’m not!

Garcia: Then why are you wearing Emily’s jacket?

Derek: Because it’s flattering!

Emily: I once took on a group of terrorists by myself, single-handedly with no weapon and won.

Derek: *Already taking off his clothes* That's so fucking reckless Emily. I can’t believe you did that. How irresponsible-

Garcia: Okay, let’s hear about the kiss. Was it like...was it a soft brush? Or was it like a, you know, "I gotta have you now" kinda kiss?

Derek: Well it was really intense, and then we sorta sank into it.

Garcia: And what about her hands? Were they on your face or on your back?

Derek: No actually they sorta started on my back and then slid up to the back of my neck.

Garcia: Ooooh!

-Meanwhile-

Emily: And then I kissed Derek.

JJ: Tongue?

Emily: Yeah.

JJ: Cool.

Emily: [gets a paper cut]

Derek, under his breath: God, hasn’t she suffered enough?

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