no thanks

[misanthrometheus]

meaningless social custom #5:

”Hi my name is ______.” *squeeze hands with person and shake up & down*

[misanthrometheus]

haiku for you #10

words cannot express my overwhelming level of disinterest

[misanthrometheus]

*~it is so hard not to make fun of everyone and everything all of the time~*

[misanthrometheus]

haiku for you #9

just because something is between quotation marks doesn’t mean it’s true

[misanthrometheus]

Society is the worst enabler.

Our society is one of delusions, dishonesty, and weakness. But at least we’re not Sweden.

[misanthrometheus]

do you ever #2:

do you ever just suddenly feel like the world and everything in it is enormous and you’re hundreds of miles away from the nearest existing-thing and feel that at any moment you’re going to be swept off of the face of the planet and it make it incredibly difficult for yourself to hold conversations

[misanthrometheus]

haiku for you #8

your opinion and point of view can benefit me in no real way

[misanthrometheus]

"you should smile more."

no thanks

"why don't we ever hang out?"

no thanks

"do you want to..."

no thanks

[misanthrometheus]

i like watching people cry but when people cry they usually want you to comfort them and that's so uncomfortable 

[misanthrometheus]

today was sunny and i hated it

[misanthrometheus]

meaningless social custom #4:

*sneeze* "bless you"

[misanthrometheus]

today is one of those days where people look at me and i feel like projectile vomiting

[misanthrometheus]

i (literally) just moved from the east coast to the west coast. seattle, specifically. if seattle-people don’t stop talking about seattle to me i swear i will have an aneurysm.

[misanthrometheus]

meaningless social custom #3:

"have a nice day"

[misanthrometheus]

i do not know why and i do not care that i do not know why

[misanthrometheus]

rude things people do:

breathe

borrow books & not return them

assume that others are not also busy

ask to use a pen/lighter then try to keep it

kill insects simply because they are insects

not put things in your hand when your hand is already out

try to make fleeting, insignificant emotions seem significant

not ask for something, then when it’s gone say “you should have offered”

not realize that the horrible void of existence is under no obligation to be kind, fair, just, or beautiful

[misanthrometheus]

terminal boredom: a condition which causes persistent feelings of listlessness, fatigue, lack of motivation, and an inability to care about anything ever.