#incorrect cm quotes

[sarcasm-and-stiles]

Reid: *sneaks into the house late*

Hotch: *turns in swivel chair* care to tell me where you were?

Reid: I was at a…foreign film festival with…uh…Y/N!

Y/N: *also turns in swivel chair* Want to try again?

[angellic4l]

rossi: “everyone is so depressed today, what is in the air?”

derek: (disgusted) “love”

emily: “meth”

spencer: “✨seasonal depression✨”

jj: (looking at emily) “valentines.”

rossi: “right.”

(totally not based on a convo in the server) ((for u my angel: @esote-rika))

[vaguelyclevermatters]

Morgan: You have to treat a car like you treat a woman. Garcia: JJ: Emily: Reid: Emily: Go on. Morgan: Morgan: No. I sense I've made a mistake of some kind.

[fr3sh-c0rn]

Rossi: Hey, Spencer, where are you going?

Spencer: Well, it depends. When I die, probably hell.

Spencer: But right now I’m going to McDonald’s.

[measured-robshearfan]

Possessed Tom Carver: An idiot in a uniform is still an idiot.

Ian Gilmore: An idiot in a uniform is still wearing a uniform!

[drreidsphds]

Reid: *accidentley eats something spicy*

Rossi: Oh no. Hey, hey, it's okay kid. Don't cry. Your loved. Your smart. Your beautiful. Your cared for. Everything is gonna be okay.

Reid: I'm not crying?

Rossi, hugging his head: Shh, shhh, I know. Papa Dave is here and he loves you. No need to cry.

Reid, muttering under his breath: I'm not crying though..

[jemily-garvez]

Emily: *Pouting and making puppy eyes*

JJ: Stop making that face. You know I can't resist that face.

[ravensinthedaylight]

Y/N: Mom, bet you can’t name what country Nairobi’s the capitol of.

Emily: Sorry sweetie I can’t.

Y/N: Kenya

Emily: I cannot

Y/N: No, mom. Kenya.

Emily: Y/N I already said that I can’t.

Y/N: …