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nah, guy calls himself Jesus

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This week's episode, am I right?

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Have you listened to the We're Alive podcast? If so, how do you think the Walking Dead cast would cope in that universe, or vice versa?

i don't usually listen to podcasts, sorry. should i start with this one?

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What was your last dream about

the last one i remember is from a couple nights ago. i was with my family at my father's house and some kind of alien ship arrived right in front of us, but instead of aliens they were a bunch of vikings?? and they started killing people but left us alive for some reason. i don't remember how it ended though...

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Not a question...but I reread your blog to laugh at least once a week! I miss my boy J!

that's so cool! thanks! I'm gonna try to post more i promise ❤

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somebody ask me something

pretty please

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man i feel you

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Daryl: This year i lost my boyfriend Jesus.

Jesus: Quit telling everyone I'm dead!

Daryl: Sometimes I can still hear his voice.

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don’t talk to me right now

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fuck amc and fox and whoever had this idea

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don't talk to me right now

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Jesus: Daryl sent me a get better soon card.

Tara: That's nice, Jesus.

Jesus: But I wasn’t sick.

Jesus: He just thought I should do better.

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Daryl: you're so embarrassing

Jesus: let go of my hand then

Daryl: no

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so...

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Jesus pickup lines (5/?)

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oh, honey... 

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FUCK YOU AMC