#source: zits

[incorrectdwkquotes]

Grandma Terrible: Have you seen Natascha's prom dress, Vanessa?

Vanessa: Yeah.

Grandma Terrible: What's it like?

Vanessa: It's a dress, grandma.

Grandma Terrible: But is it long? Short? Glitzy? Simple? How would you describe it?

Vanessa: Hot.

[emmikay]

Ed: Here, Bastard, we made you a cake as a peace offering.

Mustang: Thank you, you two, that’s-

Mustang: …Wait. Why are you giving me a peace offering?

Al: …We’d hate to ruin the surprise!

[incorrectwimpykidquotes]

Greg: Mom, can I have a piece of that cake you made? Susan: Sure. Greg: ... Greg: ... Greg: ... Greg: You mean I have to get it MYSELF?

[incorrect-dnd-classes]

Bard: Here, Paladin, we made you a cake as a peace offering. Paladin: Thanks, you two, that’s- Paladin: … Wait. Why are you giving me a peace offering? Rogue: … We’d hate to ruin the surprise.

[totallycorrectdariaquotes]

Jake: You're awfully quiet this morning Daria...is everything okay? Daria: I'm just not in a talkative mood. Jake: It's not drugs is it? You haven't joined a GANG?! Jake: *gasps* Oh my god, are you in some sort of trouble? Are the police involved? Daria: Yeah, dad. I've joined an international plutonium cartel. I'm silently plotting how to sup a ton of weapons-grade across the Kuwaiti border, OK? Jake: Jake: Well, as long as it's not drugs.

[incorrect-malfoys]

Bellatrix: Here, Narcissa, we made you a cake as a peace offering

Narcissa: Thanks, you two, that’s -

Narcissa: … Wait. Why are you giving me a peace offering?

Lucius: We’d hate to ruin the surprise

[incorrect90snicktoonquotes]

SpongeBob: Here, Squidward, we made you a cake as a peace offering. Squidward: Thank you, you two, that’s- Squidward: ...Wait. Why are you giving me a peace offering? Patrick: We'd hate to ruin the surprise!

[hitchell-mope]

Carlos: Gil, can I have a piece of that cake you made?

Gil: Sure.

Carlos: You mean I have to get it MYSELF?