Dramione & Friends

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[Hermione takes Draco and their children to a muggle zoo for the first time]

Lyra: [pointing to the closest animal] What are they in for?

Hermione: You know this isn’t a prison, right?

Scorpius: So they can just leave?

Hermione: Well...no.

Draco: [pointing at a penguin] I bet that one’s in for murder.

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Scorpius: [noticing Hermione and Draco are dressed to go out] Who’s watching me!?

Draco: Theo.

Scorpius: [rolling his eyes] I’m serious.

Hermione: Pansy

Scorpius: Okay! You can go!

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Hermione: How do you feel about kale salad?

Draco: Like someone found someplace other than Leaky’s for takeout

Hermione: I’m fine with their grilled cheese, but I know it gets to you

Draco: You eat like a child. [noticing she’s carrying something] Is that a root beer?

Hermione: Two. I got you one. Thought you could use a break

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[Hermione and Draco sitting in a holding cell]

Draco: So, who should we call?

Hermione: I’d call Molly, but I’d feel safer in Azkaban.

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Draco: I have the sharpest memory! Name one time I forgot something!

Hermione: You left Scorpius in a parking lot like, three weeks ago.

Draco: I did that on purpose, try again.

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Hermione: Draco Lucius Malfoy!

Draco: What are you middle naming me for!?

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[Pansy and Theo while sitting in an Azkaban holding cell]

Theo: So, who should we call to get us out?

Pansy: I would call Narcissa, but I feel like we’re safer in prison when she finds out we’re here.

Theo: Okay.. what about Hermione or Draco?

Pansy: I don’t want a lecture or a passive aggressive “discussion”

Theo: Blaise?

Pansy: [nodding] Blaise.

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Ron: [while pointing between Draco and Hermione] Are you two, like dating now?

Draco: Yes.

Hermione: Yes, we are.

Ron: Why?

Draco: I happen to find Hermione very appealing.

Ron: Oh, I understand that. I’m trying to figure out what’s wrong in her head.

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Blaise: Malfoy will never agree to this.

Hermione: Sure he will!

Blaise: He already said no three times.

Hermione: Okay, watch a master at work.

Hermione: [turning to Malfoy with a puppy dog look] Can we—

Draco: Yes

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Blaise: THAT’S IT! No more talking about Granger!

Draco: But you told me to get it out of my system…

Blaise: Yes, but I didn’t realize how much you had in your system…

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Hermione: I’ve always gotten all A’s in school. How does a person go from an A to a D!?

Pansy: Happened to me fourth year.

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Draco: Has anyone seen my new top?

Pansy: [smirking] Granger is in the restroom.

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Hermione: Well, when I was a child, I invented a magnetic flashlight clip so I could read under the covers. That clip and I went all around the world together: muggle London, Hogwarts, camping on the hunt for the dark lord-

Pansy: But never to a friend’s house, huh?

Hermione: Uncalled for.

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Theo: Why do you look like that?

Draco: [laying face down on the floor] Like what?

Theo: Like you’re dead.

Draco: Because I am, inside.

Blaise: [not looking up from reading on the couch] He called Granger “babe” during Potions.

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my kink: draco malfoy leaning casually in doorways staring at hermione granger

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Draco: You know, I was thinking. What if I, uh, unpack here?

Hermione: Then all of your stuff would be here.

Draco: Well, what if all of my stuff was here.

Hermione: Then you’d be going back and forth all the time. I mean, it doesn’t make any sense.

Draco: okay…

Draco: What if we lived together and you understand what I’m saying?

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Theo: Who do you think would win in a duel, Blaise or Draco?

Hermione: I can’t answer that. Draco is my boyfriend.

Theo: So Blaise?

Hermione: Yeah.