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sabrina: nervous?

henry: yeah

madison: first time?

henry: no i've been nervous lots of times.

#source: airplane.#sabrina.#henry.#madison.

blayze: hey i need your help

diego: say no more. here’s a bunch of explosives.

blayze: nope. different thing.

#blayze.#diego.#i give up on sourcing things unless its one of yall #also knives / explosives. same thing

jesse: Why did you get coffee at this hour?

caroline: To stay awake with you.

jesse: But you don't need-

caroline: You'll get lonely.

jesse:

jesse: You're infuriatingly cute.

#jesse.#caroline.#source: unknown.

mikey: last night i found out that henry is a sleep talker.

nico: oh, really?

mikey: "The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell!" Right. In. My. Ear. At 2 in the morning.

#henry is only person who would Speak Science in his sleep fight me #nico.#henry.#mikey.#source: unknown.

evelyn: I’m not mad, I’m disappointed.

rini: That’s mom for mad.

#sabrina.#rini.#i forget which tag i use #evelyn.#source: community.

jb: What are you doing?

josie, spreading toothpaste on toast: Multitasking.

#josie.#jb.#this one makes me laughing so much i hate it #source: unknown.#skye q'd this.

wolfie: trust me, i know what i’m doing.

lucien: not even god knows what you’re doing, wolfie.

#wolfie.#lucien.#source: unknown.

penny: mikey, what shall we do?

mikey, frantically: I don't know!

penny: But you're the oldest!

mikey, frantic screaming: NOT MENTALLY!

#mikey.#source: unknown.#penny.

henry: I can’t be late on my first day of school. Do you know what happens to people when they’re late on their first day?

mikey: It’s shorter?

#mikey.#henry.#source: gilmore girls.

Lucien: i have one sister.

Nora: one? penny is right there.

Lucien: you take that back right now.

#lucien.#nora.#source: boo.#i had to. kt was too good

henry: Ah yes, my train of thought

henry: Or as I like to call it, the anxiety express

#henry.#source: unknown.

atlas: grow up. What are you like 12?

astoria: yeah, on a scale from 1 to 10

#astoria.#atlas.#source: unknown.

firebclls

@adurimus & @rosesapriori

wolfie: diego, please keep an eye on chester today. he's going to say something to the wrong person and get himself punched.

diego: sure, i'd love to punch chester.

wolfie: try again.

diego: i will stop chester from getting punched.

#chester.#wolfie.#diego.#source: ariel.

atlas: i think about you

atlas: a lot

atlas: like all the time

chester: so what does that mean?

atlas: you really don't know what that means?

chester: of course i do, just keep going.

#me: every quote cannot involve chester #me: every quote involves chester #source: omb.#new omb quotes!!!!!!!#atlas.#chester.

astoria, holding an antique bottle: is this whiskey or perfume?

chester: *grabs and chugs the entire bottle*

chester:

chester: it’s perfume.

#chester.#source: unknown.#astoria.

marissa: WOLFIE!!!

wolfie, sporting ass-less chaps: oh, did i wear my orgy pants to work?

#source: lucifer.#wolfie.#marissa.#and again: here on INC. E everyone is alive and well

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